Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XXII

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The Crew Watches A Porno

[anonymous]

After The Reaper War, The Normandy crew finally allows a studio to use their likeness to make a trilogy based off their adventures. The trilogy was called Mass Effect, the movies had great reviews and big numbers at the box office. The Mass Effect trilogy was so great that it spawned the pornographic parodies Mass Erect, Ass Erect, and Mass Orgy. Each porno based of one the movies in the trilogy but with lots more naughty sex. Some of the crew eventually gets word of this and decide to watch it(not the whole crew watching together, just when their alone or with their LI

Re: The Crew Watches A Porno

[anonymous]

porn!Liara is a total vamp who starts getting busy with everyone the moment she gets of Therum.

Painting the Target

[anonymous]

((First fic in this entire fandom and it's for one of the silliest prompts I've ever seen. This is wonderful. :D

Also, first ever anything at a kinkmeme. Ever. Eep.))

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“Shepard, I'm really not sure I want to see this.”

“What's the matter, Garrus? Afraid you won't measure up?”

“...what? No, that's--”

“I love you, but if you think you have Fornax-grade equipment, you're wrong.”

“Thank the Spirits for that.”

“Yeah. I like my vagina nice and unruptured, thanks.”

“...Wonderful mental images aside, I'm actually concerned about being able to look my friends in the eye ever again.”

“We're making fun of it, aren't we? We're... defending their honour. Or something.”

“You're not letting me out of this, are you.”

“Not a chance, Vakarian.”

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“Those are the worst fake scars I've ever seen.”

“On me or on you?”

“On everyone-wait. This is the Saren mission. I didn't even have those yet

Re: Painting the Target

[anonymous]

Haha this is great! I love that it's just script, it works really well. Great job for your first ME fan fic!

Re: Painting the Target

[anonymous]

Hilarious and cute. Well done!

Re: Painting the Target

[anonymous]

this was funny. The simple dialogue only let you fantasize about what they were watching. Great fill.

Re: The Crew Watches A Porno

[anonymous]

I took the idea and just ran with it, not seeing this:
"I want to make it clear that I want the main focus to be their reactions to watching the pornos, not just the sex scenes."
So instead if discarding it I slipped in some banter at the end :3
(it's my first time writing a shepardXgarrus story, and definitely the first time writing some xeno-smut, so just keep that in mind while reading it >.<;)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2071239
^^Story link^^