Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XXII

Jun 23, 2014 13:30

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Enjoyable Directive anonymous November 10 2014, 16:57:57 UTC
God forgive me, I started another fill, but I needed something funny and easy to write between rounds on my other fics.

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Original Prompt: http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/8276.html?thread=41488212#t41488212

"After the war, say two or three years...

Shepard and Garrus are happily married. The galaxy is slowly recovering, everything is happy and fine.

And then Garrus is informed that as part of the Hierarchies "population recovery directive" he is required to mate with at least one turian female. Garrus is somewhat uncomfortable with this, due to his relationship with Shepard.

Shepard, a massive cuckquean, sees to it he ends up breeding far more than one."

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It won't be cuckquean, but OP is okay with that, so that's good. There will be threeways, F/M/F, F/F and F/M. Sassy (horny) turian women and a slightly awkward (and lovely) sniper.

So here we go, hope you'll enjoy.

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Enjoyable Directive - Prelude anonymous November 10 2014, 17:01:22 UTC
When Garrus first touched the subject with her, he did so tentatively. He had only received the message a few days prior. The very official and important looking message that had made his heart jump up to lodge itself in his throat this close after the reaper war, fearing bad news. When he had finally opened it to see what it said, well... His heart hadn't exactly moved down a few stories.

Shepard of course knew at once that he had something important to tell her. She gave him that look that usually proceeded her barking at him in her commander voice: Spit it out, Vakarian. She sat perched on the edge of the sofa, her fingers clasping around her knees, watching as he paced in front of the coffee table ( ... )

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Enjoyable Directive - Prelude .5 anonymous November 10 2014, 17:03:32 UTC
He was happy in their post war bliss. They had retired to a small house, far from civilization, and curious reporters, on earth after the cleanup was done. There wasn't a lot of people that knew where they lived and they were happy with that. Anyone who'd come for a request would of course have to be screened properly beforehand. In his mind Garrus was already setting up a process for who they let in through their doors. Stop, stop, he told himself. She hasn't approved of anything yet.Shifting on the soft cushion he though that maybe she was done, but she just got up from the sofa and walked over to her office. Still quiet and without giving him a second look ( ... )

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Enjoyable Directive - 01 Candidates anonymous November 10 2014, 18:20:06 UTC
Oh my, I didn't plan for this to be this touchy feely. But I'm rolling with it I guess. I have Shakarian feels, so sue me! X ( ... )

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Enjoyable Directive - 01.5 Candidates anonymous November 10 2014, 18:21:31 UTC
That was something Garrus hadn't thought about, not yet. All of this still seemed very surreal to him. He half expected to wake up soon and realize this was just a crazy dream. He eyed his wife carefully. There was something, did he dare say it, longing in the look she had. They had joked around about children and the impossible mutations that could produce. But then they had to stop the reapers and neither of them had expected to survive that. But they did and after that, time had blurred away as they hunted down the last Cerberus operatives and helped with the restorations from the destruction. Gotten married, settled in here, in this house. Adjusting to life outside the military. It hadn't always been easy, but they'd managed. Children hadn't really been in Garrus thoughts for a long while. He was still just blissfully, miraculously, happy that he had her, well and alive and next to him ( ... )

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Enjoyable Directive - 02 The Sassy anonymous November 10 2014, 21:14:21 UTC
The first woman they brought home was a confident looking turian. She moved with attitude in her steps, strong muscles hinting on the edges of the alluring outfit she was wearing. It was simple, but left the top of her hips and a strip of her waist bare, the slitted skirt showing off her calves. Garrus had to swallow down a bundle of nerves when he first saw her, casting Shepard a glance. She didn't look affected by the brazenly way their guest was dressed. Different cultures, Garrus, he reminded himself. Waists or calves are not a thing with humans ( ... )

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Re: Enjoyable Directive - 02 The Sassy anonymous November 11 2014, 09:26:15 UTC
Not op, but I am liking this so far.

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Re: Enjoyable Directive - 02 The Sassy anonymous November 12 2014, 05:18:28 UTC
Also not OP, but dear god am I enjoying this so far. Perfect blend of fluff and sexy.

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Re: Enjoyable Directive - 02 The Sassy anonymous November 12 2014, 06:53:23 UTC
(leans forward) Please, keep going.

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Re: Enjoyable Directive - 02 The Sassy anonymous November 13 2014, 19:42:27 UTC
I am OP....and I'm LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT

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Enjoyable (Delicious) Directive - 02.1 The Sassy anonymous November 19 2014, 12:55:22 UTC
Sorry about the long wait, been a stressful week. I decided to change the name of the story to Delicious Directive (sounds better, don't you think?). Thank you for all the lovely comments ( ... )

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Delicious Directive - 02.2 The Sassy anonymous November 19 2014, 20:23:52 UTC
Too many things to do with three people in a bed! OMG! I get all hot and bothered writing this and thinking about the possibilities ( ... )

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Delicious Directive - 02.3 The Sassy anonymous November 20 2014, 19:55:23 UTC
I'm having too much fun with this ^^ I hope you are too ( ... )

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Re: Delicious Directive - 02.3 The Sassy anonymous November 22 2014, 03:46:02 UTC
I can only imagine Shepard's reaction to seeing this...

My guess O.o WHAT THE HELL?!

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Delicious Directive - 02.4 The Sassy anonymous November 22 2014, 22:09:01 UTC
I'd say Shepard must have been a bit confounded, yes.

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He landed hard, her back bouncing against the bed, his hands clenched in her shoulders. The momentum brought them up from the covers and Serena turned her torso in a try to get the upper hand. Together they tumbled over the edge of the bed, the woman ending up on top of him. But she didn't remain there, using the force to roll away and get to her feet. Without catching his breath from the fall Garrus followed her example. He barely had time to find his bearings before she was on him.

The growl rumbling out of his chest was ferocious, the feeling of her dense muscles pressed against his body turning up the heat in his gut. The next couple of minutes he let his mind go blank as he answered to his body's instincts. Pulling her in, pushing her away, digging his claws into her scales as they both worked for a shot at each others neck. Teeth bared and mandibles spread. The vibrations of her lower harmonics drove him wild. They called for him, begged him to be close, to touch her, ( ... )

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Delicious Directive - 02.5 The Sassy anonymous November 23 2014, 01:10:17 UTC
Things get awkward ( ... )

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