Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XXII

Jun 23, 2014 13:30

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The benefits of diplomatic immunity (1/?) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 6 2014, 19:25:01 UTC
Sequel to 'The benefits of inclement weather' and 'The benefits of C-Sec issued handcuffs'
The continued adventures of a very sexually liberated Garrus, and a put upon Wrex who has trouble admitting just how appealing he finds the whole situation. (now with 100% more ryncol) Shepard's entire funeral had been pointless ( ... )

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Re: The benefits of diplomatic immunity (1/?) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 7 2014, 23:32:30 UTC
Well this is twelve kinds of amazing.

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The benefits of diplomatic immunity (4/?) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 8 2014, 00:57:42 UTC
Wrex dragged a thumbnail down the seam of Garrus' pubic plating in a way he knew the turian liked: rough and firm. The battlemaster still found the interplay of shifting pubic plating and muscle to be disconcerting at best, and downright disturbing at worst....but the hot, slick weight of Vakarian's sex in his hand was familiar and arousing. The turian was as vocal as ever, and Wrex wondered briefly if any of the adjoining rooms could hear the multi-tonal cries of encouragement, and realized he really couldn't care if they could ( ... )

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The benefits of diplomatic immunity (4.5/?) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 8 2014, 01:07:07 UTC
Wrex could feel the rising burn in his blood, the tightness in his quad that pushed him closer to the edge. The rock hard muscles in his thighs were starting to protest having to carry the turian's weight as well, so Wrex tumbled Vakarian onto the bed. Forcing the turian's thighs up and apart, the battlemaster stroked into him, enjoying the sight of Garrus spread out before him ( ... )

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Re: The benefits of diplomatic immunity (4.5/?) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 8 2014, 02:30:17 UTC
Spirits, like Garrus said. What have you done to me, anon?

It seems we are getting more of this fill. Above anon is at your leisure now.

This pairing shouldn't be so hot.

And for the anon who suggested pairing names, I vote for Wrekarian! It should have "wreck" somewhere in the title.

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Re: The benefits of diplomatic immunity (4.5/?) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 8 2014, 09:08:40 UTC
This is so weirdly great I can't even....

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Re: The benefits of diplomatic immunity (4.5/?) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 8 2014, 09:14:17 UTC
I vote for Wrekarian too.

This is so great I can't even... there must be something wrong with me XD

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Re: The benefits of diplomatic immunity (4.5/?) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 8 2014, 12:43:22 UTC
this pairing hit me like a speeding truck and you've probably ruined me for all other Garrus ships. thanks a lot. :b

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The benefits of diplomatic immunity (5/?) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 9 2014, 01:57:45 UTC
Wrex had decided that turians were better than solar heaters. It was rare that the battlemaster actually shared a sleeping ledge, or bed, with anyone. Sex was one thing, but only mated pairs trusted each other enough to let down all guards like that. It came as a surprise then, for Wrex to wake up with Garrus sprawled half across him like some kind of overly uncomfortable, bony blanket ( ... )

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Re: The benefits of diplomatic immunity (5/?) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 9 2014, 02:42:15 UTC
I love this series so much

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Re: The benefits of diplomatic immunity (5/?) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 9 2014, 02:55:08 UTC
Is it weird the only thing above anon can think is, because of stereoisomoerisation, Garrus would probably taste sweet and how can I see the evolutionary usefulness of being internally lubricated?

I... need to put my textbook down.

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A!A here anonymous July 9 2014, 03:51:22 UTC
lol, not strange at all. I remember getting to the whole 'amino acid' section in some bio course I was taking at the time & realizing that dextro-amino based stuff would taste really sweet. (so....I guess the other species' are the main course and turians & quarians are dessert)

The internal lubrication would just make sense if going with the whole 'turians have internal junk' theory......nobody would want dry bits rattling around in there. XD

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The benefits of diplomatic immunity (6/6) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 9 2014, 03:33:08 UTC
Garrus tried to warn Wrex when he was close, but the krogan pulled him closer, enjoying the shivering keen that was the turian's response. Wrex thought he probably should have been revolted when Garrus jerked helplessly in his grasp, the salty-sweet taste of him flooding hot into the battlemaster's mouth ( ... )

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Re: The benefits of diplomatic immunity (6/6) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 9 2014, 04:07:51 UTC
In my hurry to answer, I forgot to read this.

Liara. OMG priceless.

Above anon keeps on being pleased.

The poor asari must've been dying xD

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Re: The benefits of diplomatic immunity (6/6) Wrex/Garrus anonymous July 10 2014, 01:02:26 UTC
*excellent*

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A!A here anonymous July 9 2014, 03:43:24 UTC
The 'Wrekarian' shenanigans will continue shortly in 'The benefits of knocking first'!

Glad you guys are having fun with this-it's a lot of fun to write & love hearing from you all. Thanks for all the support! :D

And for 'Above anon'....your 'Shocked Sheploo' will be arriving shortly. =P

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