Alien can't/won't escape a bag-bean chair
anonymous
January 10 2015, 20:42:50 UTC
Shepard has a beanbag chair, perhaps in the lobby of the apartment on the Citadel, or his/her cabin in the Normandy. Hell, maybe s/he keeps it in the CIC.
Some alien is puzzled by it, decides to sit on it.
A) Alien finds it incredibly relaxing. So much so that they don't ever want to leave it.
or
B) Alien finds themselves trapped, unable to figure out how to remove themselves from the infernal human furniture.
Grunt's Object of Misery (1/2)
anonymous
January 11 2015, 06:51:56 UTC
Wrote this hastily but hope you like it!
------------ It was an idle Tuesday and something was puzzling Grunt.
There was something new in the lounge, something he couldn't identify, something that was driving him crazy as he tried to figure what the hell it could be.
In place of one of the chairs sat a big, pink, round, sphere-like object of mystery. Shepard had brought it aboard after their last trip to the Citadel, but he didn't bother explaining what it was. Grunt wasn't that inquisitive-it wasn't Krogan nature to be-but he had this compulsion nagging in the back of his head to uncover the enigma.
If he knew Shepard, it was some sort of Human torture device. But he dismissed that right away. It wouldn't have been in the lounge if it was. It would have been in the shuttle bay or someplace he wouldn't mind getting blood everywhere.
Looks squishy....The first time he saw it, he immediately turned around and walked back out the door as fast as he could. He almost knocked Joker over in the process
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Re: Grunt's Object of Misery (2/2)
anonymous
January 11 2015, 07:24:55 UTC
bravo A!A, bravo. I was about to second the prompt, and then you go and drop off this excellent fill before I get around to it. Poor Grunt, I laughed but also felt his embarrassment at the end. And his revenge was precious.
Some alien is puzzled by it, decides to sit on it.
A) Alien finds it incredibly relaxing. So much so that they don't ever want to leave it.
or
B) Alien finds themselves trapped, unable to figure out how to remove themselves from the infernal human furniture.
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It was an idle Tuesday and something was puzzling Grunt.
There was something new in the lounge, something he couldn't identify, something that was driving him crazy as he tried to figure what the hell it could be.
In place of one of the chairs sat a big, pink, round, sphere-like object of mystery. Shepard had brought it aboard after their last trip to the Citadel, but he didn't bother explaining what it was. Grunt wasn't that inquisitive-it wasn't Krogan nature to be-but he had this compulsion nagging in the back of his head to uncover the enigma.
If he knew Shepard, it was some sort of Human torture device. But he dismissed that right away. It wouldn't have been in the lounge if it was. It would have been in the shuttle bay or someplace he wouldn't mind getting blood everywhere.
Looks squishy....The first time he saw it, he immediately turned around and walked back out the door as fast as he could. He almost knocked Joker over in the process ( ... )
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I was just about to suggest Grunt for the prompt, or maybe Javik. But this is everything I'd hoped for.
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Love it! Grunt is so adorable, and the parts where he thinks Miranda and Shepard are being intimate with it made me burst out laughing.
The image of Miranda sitting in one is quite pleasing. I don't know why.
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