Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XXIII

Dec 03, 2014 11:41

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Human Brands anonymous December 3 2014, 07:37:36 UTC
How do our favourite human institutions measure up on the intergalactic scale?

Can McDonald's compete with Fish Dog Food Shack?

Does Apple have a store on the Citadel?

Which luxury brand managed to break into the Asari market first?

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Re: Human Brands anonymous December 3 2014, 08:38:00 UTC
Apple's omni-tool better have more than one button...

Seriously though, this sounds great. Coke and Pepsi teaming up against Tupari. Turian KFC (PFC?). A Starbucks across Zakera Ward from another Starbucks. And now I've got a mental image of Grunt playing with Lego.

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Re: Human Brands anonymous December 26 2014, 05:23:44 UTC
Coke was winning the galactic cola war initially, but then Pepsi pulled off a real coup when they came out with Pepsi Dextro.

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Re: Human Brands anonymous December 26 2014, 07:06:05 UTC
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LOL.

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Garrus fucking Tali while Shepard isn't around, or is sleeping, or in the backyard anonymous December 3 2014, 08:47:42 UTC
Tali wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to get a glass of water. When she walks down stairs she notices moaning coming from the guest room. When she goes to investigate she finds that Garrus, who is crashing there for the month because of work stuff, is jerking off. After watching him blow his load she returns to her room and goes back to sleep, or at least attempts to ( ... )

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Re: Garrus fucking Tali while Shepard isn't around, or is sleeping, or in the backyard anonymous December 3 2014, 09:56:34 UTC
Oh god yes.

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Re: Garrus fucking Tali while Shepard isn't around, or is sleeping, or in the backyard anonymous December 4 2014, 04:52:25 UTC
PLEASE, someone fill this!

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Re: Garrus fucking Tali while Shepard isn't around, or is sleeping, or in the backyard anonymous December 12 2014, 00:26:59 UTC
Way out of character of Tali or Garrus. I just can't picture them doing this Shepard, and Shepard isn't an idiot, his likely to find out. But still I just picture either of them doing it, it's just not something they would do.

If someone do this, can you please make a believe able story of why they did it. Sorry but that's the truth of it and you can't deniel it is.

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The Rematch (or Garrus Is More Observant Than We Thought) anonymous December 3 2014, 08:51:42 UTC
http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/8276.html?thread=40111444#t40111444

Long story short, the suns are going down on Sowantro (Somewhere Warm And Tropical, geddit?), and either Shepard or Garrus decides it'd be perfect to end the day with a winner-take-all Round Two of bottle shooting. Rules, duration, dialogue, they don't really make a difference - so long as Garrus proves that he noticed she missed on purpose last time, and does the same for her this time. Tiebreaker lemon preferred, though not required.

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Re: The Rematch (or Garrus Is More Observant Than We Thought) anonymous December 3 2014, 08:53:12 UTC
(I really do hate brackets. Fixed.)

http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/8276.html?thread=40111444#t40111444

Long story short, the suns are going down on Sowantro (SOmewhere WArm AND TROpical, geddit?), and either Shepard or Garrus decides it'd be perfect to end the day with a winner-take-all Round Two of bottle shooting. Rules, duration, dialogue, they don't really make a difference - so long as Garrus proves that he noticed she missed on purpose last time, and does the same for her this time. Tiebreaker lemon preferred, though not required.

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Re: The Rematch (or Garrus Is More Observant Than We Thought) anonymous December 7 2014, 15:38:57 UTC
All naive and stuff but... lemon?

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Re: The Rematch (or Garrus Is More Observant Than We Thought) anonymous December 11 2014, 23:44:10 UTC
I believe the op means they want to see a rather ...sexy tiebreaker.

(Lemon used to be a big term for smut fics.)

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Mordin/femShep anonymous December 3 2014, 09:08:16 UTC
Ok, so I really need some Shordin feels and I think I've read every fanfic out there. If any of you wonderful anons could write me sth I would love you forever.

So the prompt itself could be anything really. Though I would like to read something about Mordin working on the Crucible Project and meeting Hanah Shepard. Hanah probably heard gossips about her daughter having a thing with a Salarian on the Normandy but she never quite believed it. But now she has a chance to verify it herself.

(if you include shep in the story would be nice if you could use my - short red hair, Akuze, Spacer ofc)

+1 Mordin actually cares about what Hanah thinks about him so he tries his best to make a good impression.

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BBC Adventures 2 (Futa!Liara/Various females): Liara/Miranda 1/? anonymous December 3 2014, 09:14:02 UTC
Previous fill: http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/8276.html?thread=41675348#t41675348“Ahhh, Shepard, why don’t you and Garrus go ahead and follow up on those leads. Maybe grab someone else from the ship if you need them. I need to talk about a few things with Liara here- business ( ... )

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Re: BBC Adventures 2 (Futa!Liara/Various females): Liara/Miranda 2/? anonymous December 3 2014, 09:15:12 UTC
She roughly paws her own breasts through her dress as the heat inside her builds. Lawson’s mouth continues to work her cock, getting nice and sloppily wet. Sometimes her balls slap against the chin of Cerberus operative, and every time Miranda changes angle or side, her face gets smeared with a combination of saliva and pre-cum, making it a total mess. It’s such a thrill to see the perfectly coiffed human reduced to this in minutes, her hair a mess, her make-up ruined. And that’s not the last thing she’ll ruin, not by a long shot ( ... )

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Re: BBC Adventures 2 (Futa!Liara/Various females): Liara/Miranda 2/? anonymous December 3 2014, 13:11:22 UTC
Oh yesss. Liara is going straight for dat ass I see! :)

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Re: BBC Adventures 2 (Futa!Liara/Various females): Liara/Miranda 2/? anonymous December 3 2014, 13:15:58 UTC
HNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!! Great stuff you have here, but what a tease with the TBC :P

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