I'm trying to make realistic asari for a story. I mean, not blue human girls.
Aliens who look like blue human women with tentacles on their head, but ... if you look closer, or smell, or taste, or (gasp) remove clothes, or talk a bit about their culture, you may get surprises. Like, be grossed out or run (if you're easily grossed out) kind of surprises. Canon is thrown out the window. OBVIOUSLY.
Must be more alien than Garrus, yet still sexually compatible with FemShep, because that's needed for ... ah... plot... reasons. However, grossed-out Shepard = GOOD.
Grossed-out Shepard with her face covered in alien goop and begging for more = BETTER.
"Yeah ! Stick your tongue in my oviduct, babe !" Sploosh.
No futa though. That would be a serious lack of imagination.
Different anon here; not sure about anyone else, but 6, 7 and 8 sound interesting. And 4 sounds hilarious.
Regarding 5, Thessia looks kinda like Earth in terms of architecture. There isn't really another way to make a skyscraper, less so when both of them are Calatrava-inspired. If anything, the asari are designing yonic symbols - just look at the Destiny Ascension!
Well, I was trying to go for originality, so glad you thought any were interesting.
Not quite. I was googling images for ideas, and while you're right there are so many ways a skyscraper can be built, human skyscraper are blockier. Obviously the tallest ones got a wider base, but it's not so noticeable it's different from today's skyscrapers (cf. Burj Khalifa). Whereas TAsari architecture tends to have a sweeping base and narrows dramatically until there's the rest of the building ascending up wayyy higher. Look up Thessia, Ilium. It's actually really interesting to note these stuff. The insides also tend to have like wide open chambers all the way to the top.
If you think about it, like, there are a lot of asari in the galaxy so it's a bit impractical that architecctural set up (sweeping base + column) unless there was a reason for it. I know IRL it's because it looks cool, but I'm trying to justify Asari here
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One thing that comes to mind, from watching the bachelor party in ME2:
Asari present themselves to different races differently. That's Asari diplomacy. Humans think they're elegant, sexy blue women (humans are easy). Turians think they're smart strategic thinkers, and also have sexy blue fringes. Salarians think they're deep philosophers with amphibian flexibility. Krogan see the commando in every Asari. And so on.
They definitely shouldn't have the same type of sexual organs - there is no sperm meeting egg need thus no need for such a delivery system (penis/clitoris). A birth canal yes, but anything else should facilitate melding not intercourse.
As for their skin I honestly don't think its scales, but just texture from their skin being thicker. I think their sea mammals, and you should look more at dolphins/seals etc for ideas about their skin.
Maybe this is not an original idea... but I think tentacles should be involved. A sort of flowery tentacular sex organ that opens up and perhaps latches on, much like the Reapers open their arms before firing their laser. Like the face huggers from Alien, but more sexy.
Then if you like, you can also have an 'ovipositor' that could do a little penetration, without being any kind of cock. In octopi I think one of the tentacles has this more specialised role.
I think that would give you flexibility to have asari assume different kinds of sexual role: flowers can be both male and female, after all. But perhaps there are other sexual roles than 'giver' and 'taker' in the asari world?
I also think that there should be some totally alien things going on down there. Perhaps some specialised bladder that concentrates and isolates the eezo?
Hell, maybe asari lay eggs. Little blue ones. Oh crap, I'm going to have to write a prompt for that.
Who wants to proofread/beta the story before I post it on FF.net ? It's 15k words so I wont post it here, but I promise you'll get a good laugh on the creepy romance bit, and a bucketful of tentacles in the end. And catchphrases like "OH ARE YOU RIMMING MY MIND ?" (shit, I should put that as a chapter title)
But that's only the first smut scene. I have another one in the works, which is a lot more fucked up. I'm having so much fun.
I, your tentacle!anon (also sploosh!op), am willing to proof-read, and will PM you on FF quite soon (some 24hr waiting period crap). I have a busy weekend coming though so it depends how fast you want this done...
I wonder if asari have the same incest taboos as humans. I mean, It's taboo because from a biological standpoint you are increasing the likelihood of negative traits as well as positive ones. But if the 'father' is just used to randomize the mothers genetic code... and sisters could be very different if they had different parents... Just a thought.
Aliens who look like blue human women with tentacles on their head, but ... if you look closer, or smell, or taste, or (gasp) remove clothes, or talk a bit about their culture, you may get surprises. Like, be grossed out or run (if you're easily grossed out) kind of surprises.
Canon is thrown out the window. OBVIOUSLY.
Must be more alien than Garrus, yet still sexually compatible with FemShep, because that's needed for ... ah... plot... reasons. However, grossed-out Shepard = GOOD.
Grossed-out Shepard with her face covered in alien goop and begging for more = BETTER.
"Yeah ! Stick your tongue in my oviduct, babe !" Sploosh.
No futa though. That would be a serious lack of imagination.
I have a huge list already, of course.
Ideas ?
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Regarding 5, Thessia looks kinda like Earth in terms of architecture. There isn't really another way to make a skyscraper, less so when both of them are Calatrava-inspired. If anything, the asari are designing yonic symbols - just look at the Destiny Ascension!
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Not quite. I was googling images for ideas, and while you're right there are so many ways a skyscraper can be built, human skyscraper are blockier. Obviously the tallest ones got a wider base, but it's not so noticeable it's different from today's skyscrapers (cf. Burj Khalifa). Whereas TAsari architecture tends to have a sweeping base and narrows dramatically until there's the rest of the building ascending up wayyy higher. Look up Thessia, Ilium. It's actually really interesting to note these stuff. The insides also tend to have like wide open chambers all the way to the top.
If you think about it, like, there are a lot of asari in the galaxy so it's a bit impractical that architecctural set up (sweeping base + column) unless there was a reason for it. I know IRL it's because it looks cool, but I'm trying to justify Asari here ( ... )
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Asari present themselves to different races differently. That's Asari diplomacy. Humans think they're elegant, sexy blue women (humans are easy). Turians think they're smart strategic thinkers, and also have sexy blue fringes. Salarians think they're deep philosophers with amphibian flexibility. Krogan see the commando in every Asari. And so on.
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As for their skin I honestly don't think its scales, but just texture from their skin being thicker. I think their sea mammals, and you should look more at dolphins/seals etc for ideas about their skin.
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Then if you like, you can also have an 'ovipositor' that could do a little penetration, without being any kind of cock. In octopi I think one of the tentacles has this more specialised role.
I think that would give you flexibility to have asari assume different kinds of sexual role: flowers can be both male and female, after all. But perhaps there are other sexual roles than 'giver' and 'taker' in the asari world?
I also think that there should be some totally alien things going on down there. Perhaps some specialised bladder that concentrates and isolates the eezo?
Hell, maybe asari lay eggs. Little blue ones. Oh crap, I'm going to have to write a prompt for that.
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The blue snatch-tentacles aren't agressive though... just... very affectionate ;)
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Shepard fleetingly wondered what the fuck she had just done.
A tentacle found its way inside her mouth and...
*Wow, it feels like her tongue. Is her snatch french-kissing me ?*
The tentacle seemed to nod in approval, then wrapped itself around her tongue and guided it towards another opening.
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Who wants to proofread/beta the story before I post it on FF.net ? It's 15k words so I wont post it here, but I promise you'll get a good laugh on the creepy romance bit, and a bucketful of tentacles in the end. And catchphrases like "OH ARE YOU RIMMING MY MIND ?" (shit, I should put that as a chapter title)
But that's only the first smut scene. I have another one in the works, which is a lot more fucked up. I'm having so much fun.
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No hurry at all ;)
You get first look, because your sploosh!op was... just so much fun !
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