Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XXIV

Jun 10, 2015 21:27

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minifill: Not Quite That Flexible anonymous February 22 2016, 01:42:54 UTC
First kinkmeme fill! I hope this works for you.

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“We could test your reach and my flexibility,” Shepard offered with a smirk, leaning back against the battery wall.

Garrus stared at her, his mandibles flaring in an expression of surprise. “Ah…Shepard, don’t get me wrong-I appreciate the offer, but you’re not exactly my type.”

Shepard shrugged, blushing. She wasn’t all that invested-she liked Garrus, she kinda had a thing for turians, but that was all. Still, being rejected was never fun.

“I thought you knew, actually,” he continued before Shepard could reply, babbling a little. “I’m…gay, I guess you’d call it. Turians don’t really have a word for that, but…yeah. So. No hard feelings?”

Okay, what the hell? Shepard thought. “Didn’t you just talk about sleeping with a woman? You said ‘she’.” Sure, sexuality was fluid and all that, but she’d thought for sure Garrus was telling that story to hit on her. It wasn’t like Garrus being gay was a problem, just…a shock ( ... )

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RE: minifill: Not Quite That Flexible anonymous February 22 2016, 01:48:08 UTC
HAHAHA the ending! brilliant.

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Re: minifill: Not Quite That Flexible anonymous February 22 2016, 04:13:45 UTC
(a!a) thank you!!

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Re: minifill: Not Quite That Flexible anonymous February 22 2016, 08:37:52 UTC
I love that bit about the pronouns and translator errors; alien linguistics are so fun to think about. And, again, the ending :D

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Re: minifill: Not Quite That Flexible anonymous February 22 2016, 21:40:28 UTC
OP here, and man, that was perfect! The ending was hilarious. Great job on your first fill!

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Re: minifill: Not Quite That Flexible anonymous February 22 2016, 23:14:44 UTC
A delight. Looking forward to your second fill already.

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Re: minifill: Not Quite That Flexible anonymous February 23 2016, 13:17:15 UTC
Haha, loved it! The ending made me giggle :D

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