Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XXIV

Jun 10, 2015 21:27

The Mass Effect Kink Meme has moved to Dreamwidth. The Dreamwidth URL for this part is: https://masseffectkink.dreamwidth.org/8718.html

Leave a comment

Jane Squared anonymous August 25 2015, 14:03:14 UTC
I'd like to give this a shot. Let me know if I'm going in the right direction. I tend to be unable to do anything short and comedy isn't my strong suit, but...anyway, just let me know if you like it and want to see more.

Jane Squared

“We’ll have to come up with another name for you.”

Her clone narrowed her eyes at her and frowned. “Why?”

Jane took a sip of her drink and crossed her legs a different way. If she was going to make a habit of having lunch down here with her clone prisoner, she was going to have to requisition a table and chair. “Why? Because we both can’t be Jane Shepard.”

“I understand that. But why is it that I have to change my name ( ... )

Reply

Jane Squared - Part XVII anonymous September 4 2015, 14:27:33 UTC
“What if you just connect that to there?”

Garrus glanced over at the small human standing next to him and then back down at his schematic. “Yes, you could do that.”

Abby narrowed her eyes at him, no he couldn’t see her but he just knew that she was. “But you’re not going to because…?” She asked with a teasing lilt to her voice.

She was smiling now, he was still looking down at his schematic but he could just hear her smiling. He closed down his console and shut his workstation. “You know what?” He said. “Why don’t we take a break? We’ve been at it for a few hours now.”

“Oh, no you don’t, Vakarian,” Abby replied, poking at the power button and trying to get his console to come back to life. “So what? You can wait until I leave and then do what I just told you to do and then brag to Legion and EDI how you shaved another percentage of the firing rate?”

“I would never-”

“Actually, Officer Vakarian has-”“No one asked you, EDI,” Garrus interrupted and switched off all access to the Main Battery ( ... )

Reply

Jane Squared - Part XVIII anonymous September 4 2015, 14:28:41 UTC
“A - what did you say?” Abby laughed. “Sex kitten in stockings?”

“Yeah,” Garrus replied, looking flustered. Abby could tell that he was scrolling back to make sure that he had heard and read his translation correctly.

“Is that seriously the translation they gave you for fox?”

“Uh, yes,” he said. “There it goes again. Sex kitten.”

“Hmm, that’s funny.” Abby placed her finger against her lips. “I wonder just how much between us is lost in translation, big guy.”

Garrus looked flustered again and began to tidy up his work area absentmindedly. Abby watched him and said nothing. Her feelings for Garrus were complicated to say the least. She definitely liked him, could see why he was one of Jane’s best friends. But she was also attracted to him and from all that she could tell, he was certainly attracted to her, which wouldn’t have been a problem if Abby could be certain that it was her that Garrus was attracted to and not just as a convenient substitute for Jane ( ... )

Reply

Jane Squared - Part XIX anonymous September 4 2015, 14:31:01 UTC
Shepard had seen many things in her life but the universe was nothing if not consistent in its ability to surprise her. After dropping Kasumi off, the Normandy was en route to the Citadel for a few last minute repairs and supplies. Jane was making her normal rounds, checking in on everyone and chatting when she casually entered the medical bay ( ... )

Reply

Jane Squared - Part XX anonymous September 4 2015, 14:32:03 UTC
“I…,” Jane stammered. “I could want to wear that…eventually ( ... )

Reply

Re: Jane Squared - Part XX anonymous September 4 2015, 15:24:41 UTC
I am enjoying this very much and I encourage you to keep at it. The character development is great!

Reply

RE: Jane Squared - Part XX anonymous September 4 2015, 19:25:01 UTC
MOAR!

Reply

Re: Jane Squared - Part XX anonymous September 5 2015, 08:56:03 UTC
This is amazing! Oh my gosh, Legion and Abby are so cute, and Abby and Garrus! I love this a lot, I can't wait to read more. :D

Reply

RE: Jane Squared - Part XX anonymous September 8 2015, 12:40:29 UTC
Yay! I'm happy that there was more! I liked seeing Abby's uncertainty about who Garrus was interested in, that feels right. It will also be interesting to see a Shepard who gets all dolled up! Legion is the perfect choice.

Reply

Jane Squared - Part XXI anonymous September 10 2015, 21:51:55 UTC
(A!A: I'm really stuck between pure silliness and some hint of plot here. So, I'm just writing what comes to me and I hope whoever is reading this likes it ( ... )

Reply

Jane Squared - Part XXII anonymous September 10 2015, 21:56:56 UTC
“If I wanted to join the Alliance, do you think I would have to start off with Basic Training? I mean, would I get any credit at all for my…experience ( ... )

Reply

Jane Squared - Part XXIII anonymous September 10 2015, 21:59:47 UTC
Shepard was exhausted by the time they reached Anderson’s apartment. Trying to mentally prepare for the conversation she needed to have with Jack had taken its toll on her and she just wanted to climb right into the hot tub and drink an entire bottle of wine. But all thoughts of relaxation and inebriation were obliterated as soon as the apartment door opened.

“What. The. Fuck,” Shepard seethed through gritted teeth. She was looking at her apartment but not seeing anything she recognized. There was clothes and empty bottles and discarded food everywhere and the place smelled like the inside of a dumpster. No less than five Krogan could be seen passed out on the sofa, the floor and even one on top of her piano ( ... )

Reply

Jane Squared - Part XXIV anonymous September 10 2015, 22:02:58 UTC
“Alright,” she said. “Now, Liara and I are going out. I expect to come back to find my apartment the way I left it ( ... )

Reply

Re: Jane Squared - Part XXIV anonymous September 10 2015, 22:17:31 UTC
Am 'splodin with the squee over here. Right on the money, as far as I am concerned.

Reply

RE: Jane Squared - Part XXIV anonymous September 11 2015, 05:06:03 UTC
Damn, that was hilarious on a down side i was eating while reading this and almost chocked, still; worth it

Reply

Re: Jane Squared - Part XXIV anonymous September 20 2015, 22:47:13 UTC
Oh my lord, this is perfect, I laughed the entire way through this. I'm loving this story so much!

Reply


Leave a comment

Up