Heute treff einen Herrn, /Today I will meet a man ( Read more... )

Constipated People Don't Give A Shit ( Read more... )

Ok not a long / random / or funny entry today, there are more important matters at hand ( Read more... )

5,840 people with pillow related injuries checked into U.S. emergency rooms in 1992 ( Read more... )

I think Ashley went to Florida for 2 weeks ................that really sux ( Read more... )

It's late leave me alone..............its also damn inconsistant..i mean what you do if got stabbed in the toe?..Rub my neck with aloe vera?

ZAPFLOCH

Back from Cullman,.....wish I had stayed home for certain reasons. I had some fun though, because I got to blow up a tree while I was there, and thats always good.

Havent talked to Ashley since Wednesday. :(

Thinking about getting a mohawk again real soon, don't know if I should though.

nothing is something

JUST CERTAIN THINGS SEEM TO MAKE YOU HAPPY YOU KNOW?

was ein gut nacht! lol

Ha ha well this day sucked as well. I cut grass today...........all day. I hate grass.....mainly when i have to cut it, but yea. lol i dont think i do enough shit to have one of these things. maybe one day i will get interesting and put alot of stuff in one .............oh well, not today.

bty-- figure out what lanoitpo is. lol

The new Rammstein single got pushed back (again) *very pissed ( Read more... )