Language overhaul!

[masseuse87]

New language announced by train drivers! Apparantly it's going to cut the amount of time to produce a sentence in half! Here's a snippet to get you going

Comments

[washu_chan_uk]

Thats called a terrible speaker, Thameslink trains are fantastic for those..I can just make out "calling at" and "all chang..".

[shadowmanx]

"We're sorry for the mistake, your driver has been replaced by a troll" = I hate it when they cut back at trainstations and replace workers with Trolls.

[washu_chan_uk]

Imagine when they outsource the phone trolls to places like the Atlantica or the USA..

[5ean]

worst train ever = Sheffield - Huddersfield

aside from the dodgy northern accent and sluring... the voice gets cut off because the driver cant be assed to hold the announcer button long enough

[rfairney]

This does beg the question

why the hell Nuneaton ?

[stu_ath]

Dah Ya Fanca Loondan tamarra wit me ahnd Agghy and mahbe Shepp?

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