I finally put my new shirt design up for sale. It's the one that was inspired by Castlevania and has some bats flying from a belfry to a Poison Apple moon :)


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Mark Lim - Life is good. :) So good that I've got to bust out some air guitar. Not in a minute, not next week, RIGHT NOW!

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Mark Lim - My friend Anna wrote me a story and I laughed so hard that I had to share it with everyone.

"My best friend's stepdaughter, who's 10, has the idea that Asian people are going to take over the world. No one knows where she got it from, and no amount of reassuring her that it isn't true has helped. All we can think of is that she lives in ( Read more... )

Mark Lim - I might be one of Earth's most vicious savages when it comes to dining. I like my meat mooing and piled high with bacon in between each bloody marbled slab. The horrible thing is that every girl I meat (pun intended) is a vegetarian. I thought about it a while durning dinner this evening and after eating a nice juicy steak I was able to ( Read more... )

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Being sick has gotten way too trendy for me. I thought I was cool being ill but now it's played out. I admit I tried to get into the whole fad when it first started. I stayed in bed for a couple days and didn't take a shower just to get the hip new sick-do:


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The magical wonderland that lives inside my brain escapes into reality whenever I print my t-shirts not because I have some sort of spiritual bond with the process of mass producing art and whoring out my dignity one garment at a time but because the inks release toxic fumes when cured with explosive heat causing me to go on what I like to call my ( Read more... )

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I have a theory that dating was invented by a team of female scientists somewhere in Europe to cause pain and destruction amongst the male population. It took years of research and asking their cats how much they "wuv them" before women perfected their Weapon of Mass Depression. Now they use their horrific creation to control and destroy every ( Read more... )

Mark Lim - It's been a year and a half since LJ and I broke up but now we're in couples therapy trying to work things out. LJ didn't call or write or even tell me it loved me when I posted. There was a total lack of communication so we started seeing other people. I dated Myspace and other cute younger websites while LJ made love to thousands of ( Read more... )