This may push me to learn how to read...

[massive_hat]

I was at Borders the other day, and I found this. It made my day/week/year/lifetime.

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[pagina_dos]

haha how do you even write that book?

[massive_hat]

I think it requires an amazing muse like Samuel L. Jackson. The only other man who could spawn a book this amazing would be Christopher Walken. Or maybe Steve Buscemi.

[nosenatorsson]

I hope the Pulitzer committee knows about this.

[massive_hat]

I'm lobbying for it as we speak.

[massive_hat]

I may or may not have had a hand in this piece of work, you I'm just so busy these days it's hard to tell. Christa Faust would be a pretty sweet nom de plume though, now that I think about it.

[sepiamemories]

Can I borrow your copy when you're done? I feel un-educated not having read it.

[massive_hat]

Of course, sweetheart. I feel just awful that the vast majority of the American population will miss out on this gem, and for that reason I'm going to buy a couple hundred thousand copies of this book and throw them out of a helicopter at passers-by. It'll be fun.