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Feb 19, 2010 20:53

MASS EFFECT KINK MEME
ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Slash, femslash, het and xenophilia are all welcome here. Fluffy kinks, violent kinks, gross kinks ...whatever you're into. However, there are a few guidelines ( Read more... )

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REQUEST: Kaidan/soldier!FemShep, super fluff and also porn? anonymous February 20 2010, 02:02:02 UTC

After my extreme disappointment at the lack of interaction between Kaidan and my femshep, I've been dying to read some fic of them reuniting after the end of the story in ME2. Really want fluff, porn would just be a welcome addition <3

Re: REQUEST: Kaidan/soldier!FemShep, super fluff and also porn? anonymous February 20 2010, 02:03:56 UTC

And by them, I just meant any sort of Paragon generic soldier FemShep. Okay, that's not really generic, but it's what I usually play...

Re: REQUEST: Kaidan/soldier!FemShep, super fluff and also porn? anonymous February 23 2010, 06:27:35 UTC

ON IT.

Re: REQUEST: Kaidan/soldier!FemShep, super fluff and also porn? anonymous February 23 2010, 07:52:57 UTC

The door to Anderson's office slid open. Shepard ignored it temporarily, too caught up in her tirade to check who it was.

"--many times we have to go around in this exact same circle, Councilor, I am not making anything up and you know it! Omega base control can verify that the Normandy went through the Omega-4 relay. You've got the data from the Normandy's sensor suite and my team's hardsuits."

"We're not doubting your data, Spectre," Shepard was grateful that the Council was still calling her a Spectre, and pissed off that she felt grateful to them about anything, "But once again, the threat has been ended."

"So we're playing this game again. You know I was right about Sovereign, and you know I was right about the Collectors, but you still won't believe that the rest of the Reaper fleet is still a threat ( ... )

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anonymous February 20 2010, 02:04:30 UTC

Joker/EDI, I can't think of a kink so anything goes

a laptop like you: Joker/EDI fluff.Part 1 anonymous February 20 2010, 21:10:04 UTC

Okay, this one went on a little longer than expected, so it's a three parter. It helps if you know that Tricia Helfer, the voice of Number Six in Battlestar Galactica, plays EDI. The title comes courtesy of Jonathan Coulton ( ... )

Re: a laptop like you: Joker/EDI fluff.Part 2 anonymous February 20 2010, 21:11:24 UTC

A Laptop Like You: a Mass Effect 2 fan fiction ( ... )

Re: a laptop like you: Joker/EDI fluff.Part 3 anonymous February 20 2010, 21:12:44 UTC

A Laptop Like You: a Mass Effect 2 fan fiction ( ... )

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anonymous February 20 2010, 02:06:27 UTC

Sheploo/Thane

Not really porn, but Shep finds out that licking a Drell can get you high, so he decided to test this theory.

anonymous February 20 2010, 02:06:43 UTC

Garrus/Femshep, AWKWARD SEX.

anonymous March 9 2010, 23:27:46 UTC

This is being written on my iPhone, so sorry about any typos!!
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Garrus stared miserably at his hands, reflecting the ambient light in Shepard's quarters. What a mistake this had all been.

Shepard was still in her bathroom - from the sound of her wretching things weren't going so well. He sneezed again, then once more, glad that at least that embarassment had subsided.

Why oh WHY had he listened to Jack, or thought the biotic did anything nice? You're in luck buddy, I got some edible body gel you can use. May make things a little hotter.Turned out Shepard was allergic to it: the gel had reacted with his skin causing him to break out and caused Shepard to wretch uncontrollably ( ... )

anonymous March 18 2010, 04:52:16 UTC

I adored this. Thank you for sharing!

anonymous April 26 2010, 04:56:08 UTC

LMAO. I just about died reading this. It's almost exactly what happened to hubby n me on our honeymoon. Poor guy broke out all over down there, and then I got a bladder infection. Thank god we were staying in a place that had G4. Ninja Warrior marathons FTW! I love that you have captured their discomfort, and also their willingness to give it another try. First time together's never as easy as expected. LOL. Thanks for sharing.

anonymous February 20 2010, 02:09:13 UTC

Jack/Miranda, HATE SEX.

anonymous February 20 2010, 13:06:05 UTC

Miranda heard the doors to the elevator slide close behind her and she tilted her head back, exhaling softly. Shepard was everything she had expected, and her breath shook long strands of hair away from her face. Going on this suicide run was going to be something else. The elevator hummed softly as it brought her back to her quarters. With a little shake of her shoulders, she was the professional operative who exited onto the abandoned deck. A gentle hum of biotic powers prickled her skin as she passed Samara's quarters ( ... )

anonymous February 20 2010, 19:13:58 UTC

Delicious! ...but posted in the wrong prompt. :X

Teehee. Jacob/Miranda. <3

anonymous February 21 2010, 10:02:30 UTC

FLBBTTTTTTT

Jack . . . Jacob, totally the same. They're both biotics.

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