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MASS EFFECT KINK MEME
ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Slash, femslash, het and xenophilia are all welcome here. Fluffy kinks, violent kinks, gross kinks ...whatever you're into. However, there are a few guidelines

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Seconding the deliciousness

[anonymous]

THIS THIS THIS!

Just imagine it, anon. Paragon!Shepard speaks to Commander Vakarian, telling him that she does not approve of his methods (as in, his willingness to get the job done no matter the cost) and so Garrus demonstrates to the human subordinate the consequences of questioning one's superior.

...or whatever scenario anon comes up with. Seriously, this prompt demands to be filled.

Allies Like You And Me 1/10

[anonymous]

Author’s Note: This is a sequel to “Enemies Like You And Me” in the thread on page 29. Because once a good AU gets started, it’s hard to stop

Allies Like You And Me 2/10

[anonymous]

One of those turians knocked on her door and then stuck his head in. “There’s someone here to see you, Captain,” said one of her junior officers. Sergeant Haron. He was a good kid.

Shepard groaned. She’d been trying all day to find a way around the regulations and get some surveillance on a volus she knew was crooked, but who somehow managed to conceal his involvement in a host of criminal activities. She was tired and frustrated and all she really wanted right now was some alone time with her memories of, and fantasies about, her turian.

And maybe her vibrator, too.

Haron stepped inside her office and lowered his voice. “It’s a Council Spectre.”

Shepard raised her eyebrows Spectres were trouble; her boss, Executor Pallin, hated them and she was inclined to agree. They weren’t accountable to anyone. They could get away with anything, legally.

They could do something about those troublemakers and no one would stop them. I’ll bet turians don’t have to deal with red tape. It was a tempting thought

Allies Like You And Me 3/10

[anonymous]

Vakarian released her hand-reluctantly, she hoped. “I have a proposition to discuss with you,” he said.

“I bet you do.” The words were out of her mouth before she could think better of them. Stupid. They weren’t at war any more, and he was a Spectre. He deserved some respect.

And five years had passed and he’d probably found lots of people to screw in the meantime.

Garrus only smirked. “All right, I have two propositions for you.” He released her hand. “Will you come for a walk with me

Allies Like You And Me 4/10

[anonymous]

Shepard took a look. Stared. Looked again, closer this time. “I’ve never seen a ship like that before. What is it

Allies Like You And Me 5/10

[anonymous]

“Are you married?” she blurted

Allies Like You And Me 6/10

[anonymous]

He looked at the floor instead. “That’s how it felt to me,” he said quietly. “In bed, out of bed. None of them were like you. None of them were a match for me. I tried so hard to find a turian woman like you and I couldn’t do it.” He dragged his gaze back to hers and gave her a rakish grin. “In five years not one of my girlfriends has tried to stab me with a combat knife and I’ve got to say it’s been really disappointing.”

She gawked at him incredulously, and damn it all, she couldn’t help herself. She laughed.

He laughed too, and the next thing she knew she was sitting on his lap, her arms looped around his neck.

“So what are you asking me?”

He grinned. “I’m asking you out on a date to run down a rogue human captain, stop the geth attacks and save the galaxy.”

“No other women?” she whispered.

“No other men?” he parried slyly.

“Deal,” she said.

“Agreed,” he replied, and then he licked her neck again. My God, that tongue… “Does this cabin have a shower?” she whispered

Allies Like You And Me 7/10

[anonymous]

She was still in her underthings when he wrapped his arms around her and pressed his mandibles against her collarbone. “I’ve missed you so much,” he growled. “You have no idea

Allies Like You And Me 8/10

[anonymous]

Garrus hesitated for a moment, letting the droplets from the shower wash his tongue clean before he returned to his, ah, eloquent argument as he put it. He gently parted her flesh, stroking it with his tongue. He sampled her, found her to his liking, licked a little harder, flicking her clit first from one side, then the other. His talons curled around her ass, supporting her while his mandibles tickled her upper thighs. He squinted happily, as though he’d found himself a treat so good he didn’t dare rush when he could savour instead

Allies Like You And Me 9/10

[anonymous]

She trembled with anticipation, because she knew what was coming. She knew he would swell inside her, and keep swelling until he met resistance. She knew that as he fucked her, she’d get looser, and he’d keep expanding, and that slow, gradual expansion would drive him insane. And she knew that she’d take his shaft into her until her clit was riding the armoured ridge at his base and she’d pleasure herself thoroughly against him

Allies Like You And Me 10/10

[anonymous]

“Oh, God, I think the crew heard that,” she said, her voice on the verge of hysteria.

“The crew can get used to it,” he said, his voice hoarse. He discarded his condom, then turned back to her and held her close, running his talons through her hair. “You…you are going to come with me, aren’t you

Re: Allies Like You And Me 10/10

[anonymous]

So I just read both stories and I'm dying from equal amounts of OMG SO HOT and D'awwwww :3 here.

Awesome job anon!

Re: Allies Like You And Me 10/10

[anonymous]

I just finished both stories and I love them both to pieces! So hot and yet sweet! Seriously amazing story!!!

Re: Allies Like You And Me 10/10

[anonymous]

OMG. Yum.

Re: Allies Like You And Me 10/10

[anonymous]

Oh, Anon, I would marry you. <3

Re: Allies Like You And Me 10/10

[anonymous]

*claps* These were both incredible! You gave just enough detail to the AU to make it really work, and these two? asdkfhdskfhdskhfjd! Yeah, I think I melted into goo, and had to fan myself a few times. I want more of them!!