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MASS EFFECT KINK MEME
ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Slash, femslash, het and xenophilia are all welcome here. Fluffy kinks, violent kinks, gross kinks ...whatever you're into. However, there are a few guidelines ( Read more... )
ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Slash, femslash, het and xenophilia are all welcome here. Fluffy kinks, violent kinks, gross kinks ...whatever you're into. However, there are a few guidelines ( Read more... )
Her head was throbbing, her mouth was like a fucking desert, and it felt like every single piece of her body had been smashed into little, throbbing, inarticulate shards and then mashed back together in a Picasso-esque parody of a Marine. As she opened her eyes, a heavy, bedraggled groan slithered out her throat and rang out, double-vision style in her ears.
"Ah! Shepard, conscious. Most fortunate, was becoming concerned."
Mordin's shadow darted between her vision and the blazing lights of the techlab, the ones currently burning a hole in her retinas. She closed her eyes and just was for a moment as the body-wide-throb pulsed blood through her brain. She felt liquid, it was...disturbing.
"Good news, Commander. Experimental procedure complete success."
"Great," she answered. She could hardly hear herself over the pulse in her ears, let alone Mordin's gleeful murmurings. Goddamn, but that guy never stopped talking ( ... )
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"You're sure this will kill me normally?" Shepard prompted as she speared some of the...whatever the hell it was, sausage maybe, and dipped it in a generous helping of the green and gold moldy bullshit next to it. She took a bite, savored it with a sound that was universally obscene, and followed with some of the fantastic Turian ambrosia he'd ordered.
"You keep it up like that and I'll find a way to make it for Humans," Garrus promised as he refilled her glass. Shepard felt like she was going to explode, but goddamn.
"It's like steak wrapped in bacon, chocolate, and joy, Garrus," Shepard explained as she finished the last piece of her freaky Turian roach guts. "Deep fried in victory"I'm glad you approve." Garrus answered back and Shepard ( ... )
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"I was reliably informed once," she continued and lowered her head until their mandibles were almost touching. "That this is where you're supposed to compliment my fringe...or my supportive waist."
"Shepard, this...this is...surreal," Garrus informed her quietly, his eyes wide. Her fingers twisted in the blanket, her sharp talons ruining the fabric.
"You didn't seem to think it was so weird when I suggested it earlier," Shepard whispered and pressed her forehead against his. Without thinking about it, she slanted her mouth across Garrus's. It was...less than fruitful. "Fuck, that's right, kissing doesn't work."
"Shepard, I don't think..." Garrus chimed in again and was summarily ignored as she sat up and slid her taloned hands across his chestplate.
"What's the matter, Garrus? Afraid you haven't got the reach? Or maybe the flexibility?" Shepard joked and tossed her head slightly. The effect was lessened without hair. Whatever. Her hands slid ( ... )
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*going to save and re-read often
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However, anon. I would sing your praises and have your babies and fill up the whole interwebs with flowers if you would ever possibly maybe write a sequel to this in which Garrus and Shepard have insanely hot dirty "I'm so glad your breasts are back" sex after Shepard turns back into a human.
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this is deep fried in victory
and you too, bb. ty for the fill. ilysfm
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