How do you walk into a movie you've wanted to see since you were nine? How can any criticism encompass what emotions you feel in watching a movie you've played in your head for so many years? The answer to the first question is with absolute anxiety and wide-eyed naive hopefulness. Despite the failures of the last two episodes, and all the ( Read more... )

Two updates in one week? Absurd! Well here's the thing, I have decided to tackle my 740 + Dvd collection ( That number does not include the 84 DVDs i have acquired recently compiling every episode of Mystery Science Theatre. The Reason for their exclusion is that they are bootlegs.). Anyway, I have decided to watch every movie I own and then ( Read more... )

With the next (and last) Star Wars movie less then two weeks away, us Star Wars geeks have been granted diplomatic immunity. Yes, from now till the next few months, we will be allowed to openly discuss our love for the series without people drenching us in red paint, screaming "NERD!" No, it's quite the opposite. For now, WE are the cool people ( Read more... )

Holy Jesus! I haven't updated this motherfucker in a long time! My God ( Read more... )

It's not much of a secret that I love videogames. It's been a hobby of mine since child-hood, and has carried on nicely into my adulthood. In fact, at this very moment, I'm listening to the "Final Fantasy VI- Boss Theme". Yes, videogame MUSIC makes up about 70% of my mp3 library ( Read more... )

Friday came like any other, at the end of the week. It was to be an enjoyable experience. But, as with all such tales bordering on morality plays, one lied in wait to cast a dark shadow on the prosperity and tranquility of my usual Friday nothingness. That one, from time uncounted was called PROM ( Read more... )

Explosion!! Imagine awakening to that in the middle of the night. Not an ACTUAL explosion, but the screamings of a wild man "EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION!! BEAUTIFUL EXPLOSION ( Read more... )

It was a night like any other: Dark. People went about their lives, normal, casual, boring. The Menlo Mall Parking Lot. A place where people have agreed to park their vehicles while they "shop around"? A place where people have sex vehemently in the middle of the night? A place... of CRIME ( Read more... )

I have a lot of Dvd's. A long, long, LOOONG time ago, I took a job at Suncoast because, well, thats what 16 year olds do. It didn't make much since for us, at that age, to want jobs. At that age we were able to stay in our parents attics, leach money off them, and lie around like the monkey's we naturally are and noone would think anything was ( Read more... )

I'll be honest: I loved being a kid. It was a much different time. Not to say that I have it bad now, hells no. I have a wonderful, perfect girlfriend, great friends, and appreciation for art and movies and other such bullshit. However, my childhood was a far simpler time. There was just this feel to it, something that gets lost with age, ( Read more... )