Lies you're told: Excercise is good for you

[masta_f]

So I had the day to myself today. I decided to spend it excercising. Everyone is always talking about how this excercise thing is supposedly good for you so i figured I'd give it a shot. If EVERYONE endorses this activity, then surely it can't be all bad

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[sweeetelisa]

Fred, HS gym with you was one of the greatest experiences of my young life. It's too bad someone stole your jizz-stained, booty-hugging, tight purple sweat pants....those were the most awesome piece of clothing I have ever seen you wear.

And "the path of the dead" is so harsh! FRED DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WE BECAME PALS ON THAT PATH! IT SHOULD BE CALLED THE PATH OF SWEET, SWEET WONDERFUL FRIENDSHIP, GODDAMN YOU!

loving you <3333333!

[yo_gonzalez]

A rather amusingly pathetic oneliner from the Dark Entity of Hate, dubbed, Anonymous! :-o :-o and :-o.

Masta, I bring news to you from the front. If you wish to receive this information, go to www.yahoo.com right now, type in "Hycophalanx", IMPACT the enter key, and, and this is of the utmost importance, click back until you come back to this page, then just hit reply to reply to this message. If all goes according to plan, "operation: useless instruction" will be complete.

God bless the United States, and, more importantly, god bless YOU.

J Branch

P.S. Pissed on your car.