Today was mostly terrible

[mastahwayne]

You have no clue what I went through today. I suppose it could all be brushed off as the annoyances of a spoiled billionaire, but not every billionaire walks into a goddamn drug-fueled orgy in his own company (no, really. Really). But that's not a story I'm going to tell here, I don't think

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[harveyxdent]

Just another ordinary day, huh?

[mastahwayne]

Fairly standard, yes.

[harveyxdent]

Sucks.

[persiancafe]

Doctor?
I hope your STD testing is all clean.
You don't have to hide it, we all know that's why you're going.

[mastahwayne]

Hey, fuck you. I'm not that transparent...

[persiancafe]

What!?
I was wishing you well. :C

[mastahwayne]

Yes, I realize that. Thank you.

I just don't appreciate you interpreting my veiled meaning so easily...

[harvey_twoface]

...I was supposed to train my replacement? Oops.

[mastahwayne]

Uh, no. I was making a joke at your expense.

[harvey_twoface]

Oh.

Jerk.

And stop using that icon!

[mastahwayne]

Make me.