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mastahwayne

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Mar 05, 2009 16:32

I get the oddest feeling that I'm in the middle of something. I wonder why.

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feartoxin March 6 2009, 00:25:48 UTC

I am going to kill you.

mastahwayne March 6 2009, 00:26:31 UTC

Why would you ever want to do something like that?

feartoxin March 6 2009, 00:28:16 UTC

Gee, was it the part where you stole the love of my life and fucked him in our bed? Or the part where you repeatedly lied to me for months on end about your supposedly noble intentions while treating me like dirt?

I will wrap my hands around your throat, Bruce, and I will kill you. I will be there when the light leaves your eyes and then I will laugh.

mastahwayne March 6 2009, 00:32:44 UTC

I would understand your hatred if I had instigated said fucking, but, actually, you can blame Harvey for starting it. Your point about my noble intentions is invalid, considering that I did in fact intend to just be friends with Harvey. I was willing to accept your relationship with him and I had no intention of breaking you two up. However, Harvey and I came to a mature, adult decision that he should break up with you; in fact, he was intending to do that yesterday. So, really, it's not my fault at all. If anything, you should have had the insight to realize that Harvey's feelings for you had dried up considerably.

I think it would be best to disregard your laughable attempts at threatening me because, frankly, you're about as frightening as a hard boiled egg.

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harvey_twoface March 6 2009, 00:37:43 UTC

...Not helping, Bruce. Kind of the opposite, actually.

mastahwayne March 6 2009, 00:43:55 UTC

I'm having a discussion with him. I wasn't aware that communication wasn't allowed.

harvey_twoface March 6 2009, 00:46:00 UTC

Not at all. But do try not to make things any worse.

feartoxin March 6 2009, 00:49:06 UTC

It's all he knows how to do.

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rachel_dawes77 March 6 2009, 01:26:03 UTC

... Oh dear.

mastahwayne March 6 2009, 01:28:44 UTC

Nothing to "oh dear" about here, Rachel. It seems to me that everything is all right.

rachel_dawes77 March 6 2009, 02:19:51 UTC

Okay. I hope so.

mastahwayne March 6 2009, 02:27:30 UTC

Don't worry about it.

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thisislexluthor March 6 2009, 02:59:17 UTC

Your ignorance is adorable.

mastahwayne March 6 2009, 03:04:30 UTC

Isn't it, though?

thisislexluthor March 6 2009, 03:06:48 UTC

So, you and Harvey finally had your torrid affair. Good for you.

mastahwayne March 6 2009, 03:10:48 UTC

I'm not sure that's the most accurate way to phrase it...

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