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[mastahwayne]

The diamond mine Wayne Enterprises owns in South Africa had some kind of fire issue -- more in the housing that the miners use in that area than near the mines itself, of course. Nobody knows who started it, either, but it was obviously a purposeful fire, judging from the burn patterns and from where exactly it was started. It's nothing that money

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[feartoxin]

Your journal has great potential, Bruce. Scientists are making great strides in insomnia research, and I think you've provided us with the key.

[mastahwayne]

Jon, dear, people have been making this joke since before you were born (and, well, given when you were born, you probably don't have very many original jokes to choose from). You aren't very amusing.

[feartoxin]

Yes, because you are a god of comedy, clearly.

[mastahwayne]

Not particularly, but I sure am pretty.

[igiveadamn]

So you are vaguely intelligent sometimes.

[mastahwayne]

Thank you so very much for noticing.