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[mastahwayne]

You know, I was doing some research for... something recently and I happened to be looking at the age of consent for various states and I came across something startling, if... no, really, just startling. It occurred to me that I had never actually looked up the New York age of consent. And you know what? It's seventeen. Interesting, Lex.

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[harvey_twoface]

Oh, ew.

[mastahwayne]

I know, right? If I had known...

[harvey_twoface]

You would have done it anyway. I hate to side with Lex when what he did was so obviously wrong, but you weren't coerced.

[mastahwayne]

Hey, shut up. I knew you would say that.

[theactionace]

STOPBRINGING THIS UP

I'M HAPPYthis is ;nt

[mastahwayne]

My apologies. But the truth must be revealed!

[theactionace]

theTURTH is thar you wantd it

AN I CANT BLAME OU

so pleae

[mastahwayne]

Well of course I wanted it. But it was still illegal.

[thisisironman]

You were a pasty kid.

[mastahwayne]

I like how you address that rather than the law breaking.

[thisisironman]

It's called a distraction.

Guess where I'm headed?

[mastahwayne]

You had better not do anything, Tony.

[thisislexluthor]

I clearly should have killed you when I had the chance.

[mastahwayne]

I'm fairly sure that murder has a longer sentence than violation of the age of consent.

[thisislexluthor]

Lord knows it would be more satisfying than awkward drunken teenage sex.

[mastahwayne]

Ouch.

[harveyxdent]

Never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but you were a cute kid.