The funniest article I've read in months!

[mastamama]

100 Things You Need to Know About Women
You know not to forget her birthday and that her favorite flowers are purple tulips. But you need the complete list. Please use it responsibly.
Maxim, November 2005100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s

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[seckie]

6. Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That’s your five o’clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your inner thigh. (Mind you, we’re not suggesting you shave.)

LOL looks like I gotta shave more often...

[jusuki]

point well taken!

[tokori]

those are good/.

[djkeelo]

THANK.... YOU.

[kaliso]

86. Laying a towel down over the wet spot is like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.

That's so strange, Brandon told me this one verbetum, this is great, I love it! Hope your toe's doing better my dear

[etherealqueen]

AHHH i love it, and i am totally copying and pasting this one somewhere.