hey, my bitches!

[mastamari]

Okay, okay...

I know, I know...

I'm a liar. Deal with it.

HYDE concert reports? What about 'em? Life just kicks you in the ass and before you know it, it's all black and blue and nasty-looking. Point? Wear a butt-pad.

Anyway, for those of you wondering... I have finished the third chapter of my fic. But I'm also having difficulties with the

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[satou_sei]

JESUS YOU'RE HOT.

Now I regret more than ever having not met you in person!

(OMFG, you FTW, I've never met another person who used the word "epicene.")

PROPS TO YOU FOR FUCKING UP THAT ASSHOLE! I hate these bastards sometimes, seriously.

[mastamari]

It's weird, man. It's like I aspire to be a pretty-looking guy as opposed to a pretty-looking girl. What's up with that? Like all those cleavage-barin' whores who look at the camera all pout-ily and stuff? Pssh, please. It's like, why aren't I queer? I have no idea. But girly-lookin' yet manly guys totally turn me on. And thanks for the compliment, you're pretty sizzlin' yourself!

Dermatologist: Mari, don't pick your face. You have to leave them alone if you want them to go away.
Mari: FUCK THAT, BITCH. THEY FUCK W/ME, I FUCK W/THEM. AND WHEN HAS LEAVING SHIT ALONE ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING? THOUGHT SO.

[theskyiscrying]

Even though I've never had a job, from what I hear, giving your boss a nicely written resignation letter a few weeks in advance is the most graceful way to quit.

Florimari is a hotcake...ow ow! Hotcake?

I hate it when I wake up early.

[mastamari]

Man, I so want a hotcake now...

Jesus, hotcakes are so good. Why'd you have go make me think of hotcakes? Damnit, Mari.

Waking up early... ah yes. I've been doing that recently. Incentive? Ready-made breakfast; nothin' better than that.

Food is such a weakness for me. Le sigh.

[goryu482]

Who are you again?? jk.

I've missed your presence Matari-sama. Hmm, about quitting, can't you quit in a state of being chill?

[mastamari]

Man, it's like I'll feel bad, y'know? 'Cause they're my friends now and I feel obligated to them. What bummage.

Sure'd like some food right about now.... you got any ideas? I'm running out of creative food ideas.

[sherlock_nomes]

WHOO-WEE! COSMOS FOR EV'RYBODAY!

lmfao I have a feeling I'm probably gonna piss myself with laughing when reading this new chapter XD

And as a suggesting to dealing with c&p, perhaps copy it to notepad first and then into lj?

Awesome pimpage too ;D

[mastamari]

Ah yes... I shall try that. We'll see if it works!

Pimpage. OH YEH!

[honeko]

So cute. Your hair is longer now. You don't look quite as butch. XD

I hope you're having fun doing whatever it is you're doing.

[mastamari]

ALL RIGHT!

And of course, when have I not had fun doing whatever it is I'm doing? I always have fun. Always. It is Teh Mari's way of life.

Or so she wishes.

[will_of_fire]

(Hey, it's still me)

Yeah. You are still SO hot!

And I looked up "epicene". You are so epicene, Mar!!!

[honeko]

Why, thank you. And your eyes are as round as a big pizza pie. Which is a good thing.