Let me tell you how awesome I am

[mastapdc]

Last week I got drunk on my birthday (a belated thanks for all the birthday wishes, by the way) even though I had an econ exam the following morning.  That night I ended up vomiting in a parking lot on the way back to my dorm because some asshole decided it was a good idea to buy me a shooter even though I'd already had 4 beers in about an hour and

Comments

[dueweke]

I can't believe you got drunk and puked in a parking lot and I wasn't there to see it.

Reminds me of when I took my entomology final sophomore year, still drunk from never having gone to bed... and got over 100%. We should just take all out exams that way.

[mastapdc]

Yeah I mean it wasn't my proudest moment. That's the first time I've thrown up while drunk though, and it was my birthday, so whatever. I would say that I was thinking of you as it happened, but I honestly couldn't tell you what I was thinking as it happened

[wyrdabi]

I love these kinds of stories...

Haven't been to one of my sociology classes since a week before the first test. Got wasted the night before the third test a couple weeks ago, woke up and studied all the material for the test in 45 minutes while still slightly buzzed and got a 95%. Oh non-major courses.. how bullshit you all seem to be.