The next person who flashes their highbeams in my rear view mirror when I am going the speed limit I am going to murder someone. I will murder them with extreme violently and anger.
Use some sort of melon when you do. I've always thought that it would be a great murder weapon.....not only does no one expect to be killed by a melon, but you can eat the murder weapon, thereby handily disposing of it.
Great idea, aside form the whole ingesting potentially infections biological material. Getting the HIVand dying from the person I killed seems ironic to me. I am not a fan of death by irony. At least when it is directed at me.
Except I'm pretty sure that ingesting infectious material often neutralizes it. Like, that whole thing where your stomach is full of acid. I'm pretty sure you can't get HIV by eating it.
tit-for-tat is always fun flash your brakelights at them by tapping on the brake pedal. maybe try and spell fuck off in morse or other phrases and then slow down by 5-10 km/h have some fun with it and when they try to pass, speed up and match their speed, so they can't get back into the lane, and they'll head-on into oncoming traffic, getting you a lesser charge than murder. possibly getting off scot-free if you do it right.
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flash your brakelights at them by tapping on the brake pedal. maybe try and spell fuck off in morse or other phrases
and then slow down by 5-10 km/h
have some fun with it
and when they try to pass, speed up and match their speed, so they can't get back into the lane, and they'll head-on into oncoming traffic, getting you a lesser charge than murder. possibly getting off scot-free if you do it right.
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