By request...
Guess who has problems?
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder - …all right, I count my steps and cleanse myself quite frequently according to a very strict schedule. It’s not because I’m obsessive-compulsive; it’s a nasty, dirty world out there, and if you all knew as well as I do, you’d do the same.
-Neurotic Excoriation - It’s just scrubbing, and removing the extra dirt. Really.
-Trichotillomania - I only really had this for a short time during my teenage years. I got over it, and left my beautiful hair alone after that.
Antisocial Personality Disorder/Narcissism - It’s pathetic, the lengths people go to trying to get money for “treatments”. Antisocial Personality Disorder? Really, how inane. As if I could actually have such a thing! Pah. They claim it’s one or the other, but really, for narcissism, I don’t see how anyone can go through life not worshipping themselves. Unless they’re emo, of course, but I’m not. And since the Norm is created by the majority, which is not the emo, narcissism is perfectly normal.
Schizoid Personality Disorder - What’s so wrong with not wanting to associate with the rest of this species, anyways?
Schizotypal Personality Disorder - Thinking oddly and desiring isolation is not a crime. This diagnosis was made by someone I wouldn’t trust with a simple algebra problem. There’s nothing wrong with me here.
Paranoid Personality Disorder - Thinking unfoundedly that everyone’s out to get me? ‘Unfounded’ being the word pointed out with emphasis? Evidently, someone hasn’t met my family.
Hypochondria - Only the insane (or stupid) don’t worry about their health constantly.
I also have sensitive skin. I tend to break out easily. Wonderful, isn't it?
o/ Are you happy? Are you happy now? o/
I don't want to hear one word.
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder - …all right, I count my steps and cleanse myself quite frequently according to a very strict schedule. It’s not because I’m obsessive-compulsive; it’s a nasty, dirty world out there, and if you all knew as well as I do, you’d do the same.
-Neurotic Excoriation - It’s just scrubbing, and removing the extra dirt. Really.
-Trichotillomania - I only really had this for a short time during my teenage years. I got over it, and left my beautiful hair alone after that.
Antisocial Personality Disorder/Narcissism - It’s pathetic, the lengths people go to trying to get money for “treatments”. Antisocial Personality Disorder? Really, how inane. As if I could actually have such a thing! Pah. They claim it’s one or the other, but really, for narcissism, I don’t see how anyone can go through life not worshipping themselves. Unless they’re emo, of course, but I’m not. And since the Norm is created by the majority, which is not the emo, narcissism is perfectly normal.
Schizoid Personality Disorder - What’s so wrong with not wanting to associate with the rest of this species, anyways?
Schizotypal Personality Disorder - Thinking oddly and desiring isolation is not a crime. This diagnosis was made by someone I wouldn’t trust with a simple algebra problem. There’s nothing wrong with me here.
Paranoid Personality Disorder - Thinking unfoundedly that everyone’s out to get me? ‘Unfounded’ being the word pointed out with emphasis? Evidently, someone hasn’t met my family.
Hypochondria - Only the insane (or stupid) don’t worry about their health constantly.
I also have sensitive skin. I tend to break out easily. Wonderful, isn't it?
o/ Are you happy? Are you happy now? o/
I don't want to hear one word.