Simple Request...

[mastercarp83]

Lord, please make me a paladin in your name. I vow to be your hand on this earth and smite down all that you deem evil. I wish to use your words to turn back the hordes of undead when they rise on this earth...and they are coming...right? I will ride on my noble mount and wipe their unlife from this world while healing the wounded and leading

Comments

[ladyred62380]

that is beautiful craig!

Don't Hold Your Breath...

[lessthanpleased]

I'm still waiting for my fucking day as Usher.

God can be a real douche, sometimes.

neal hebert=neal hebert

[stuckinla]

Lord, please make me a sperm whale in your name. I vow to be your fin in this sea and smite down all dolphins that you deem ugly. I wish to use my fat to turn back the hordes of blowfish when they rise from the sea floor...and they are coming....damn it. I will swim on my own and wipe the blowfish and dolphins from this sea while eating the plankton and leading the remnants of manatees away from boat propellers.

Please consider...I'm very fat when I eat a lot of things...

[mastercarp83]

I have no way to respond to this...Joe...i'm speachless...heh...

ditto

[malzurog]

that was truly amazing