http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060314/od_nm/mexico_marital_dc

Now THERE'S a couple that knows how to fight!

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican couple were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said on Monday.

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"First they came for the giant robots, and I did not speak out, because I was not a giant robot. Then they came for the dinosaurs, and I did not speak out, because I was not a dinosaur. Then they came for the nerds, and I was screwed." -PCG

Tonight's dinner menu:

1.5 plates Seafood pasta
1 plate Some kind of fish
2 plates Steak
1 plate Pork sirloin
1 bowl Clam chowder
1 plate Chocolate cake
1 plate Cherry pie
1 plate Fruits
2 glasses Sprite

dont you love this world? o look...a few more minutes til snack time! i <3 eating and will never stop. =D

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Master Chief ll: it's ok dink. i love u more ( Read more... )

Taken from unbleachedbrun :

Students were assigned to read two books, Titanic and Bill Clinton's My Life. One student turned in the following bookreport, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
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Two-Year-Old Called for Jury Duty

You know what? With the exception of Monday, all my classes end by 1220. =D