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[mastercriminal]

today i have the shits because shmatt bought me hair of the dog at 11:30 am. good times.
my roommate, sus, is no longer welcome at our neighborhood bar, four moons.
she called the bartender a racist. funny.

i love kittens

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[dull_glitter]

i have a friend named shmatt. i doubt its the same one though. i love kittens too. and you. just thought i'd share:)

[mastercriminal]

you know shmatt

[killsandwich]

my friend got too drunk. i was on legs patrol. shit just didn't happen. i saw schmatt on the train.

[mastercriminal]

no way! you guys ran into eachother?