Let's try this...

[masterghoti]

All the computer engineers in the house say HOOOOO!

Comments

[defamatory]

That's pretty general... what sort of information are you actually looking for?

[masterghoti]

I need someone to design and build a physical and very specific computer prototype. Preferably from off the shelf parts. Possibly some programming too. Do I hear a HOOOO?

[defamatory]

I can build a computer from parts easily enough, as can more than a few others you know. Can't help with the programming, though - Tim is probably your man for that.

[masterghoti]

Yea, well Tim doesn't like to return phone calls, emails, carrier pidgeons, morse code...

Smoke signal

Strip-O-Gram (Shouldn't have sent that one.)