When I it was my bedtime...
Please forgive typos and screwed up names, I was typing as I was watching.
Boo to E's preshow. Why did they need to cut to Cameron when they were interviewing Chase?
I liked Jenna's dress, Grace needed to brush her hair, Eva Longoria certainly isn't pregnant, there was no where to hide a baby bump in that dress. Kristin Scott Thomas, could you have looked dowdier? Why can't Rumer Willis stand up straight? Could someone please force feed Anne Hathaway some carbs, the girl is disappearing in front of our eyes.
The Show -
Yea to Kate Winslet, nice dress too, but boy she did go on.And J.Lo wasn't wearing her wedding ring again - tongues will wag. Oh and Momma talking? Spare me. Plus, wasn't the dress a little too on the nose?
I LOVED Colin's (who by the way was HAWT) reaction shot to Sting's introduction because yes, he did look like shit.
Did Robert Downey Jr lose his brush? But boy, everyone is talking up a storm when the presenters are up, aren't they?
I wanted them to stay with NPH when he didn't win, he looked like he was doing something funny.
Renee Z, did you take an oath to constantly look like crap? If so, you are doing well. How did Melissa George get nominated for anything? Blech.Aww, but Laura Dern looks wonderful. And a shout out to Danny Strong, gotta love that!
Don Chedle - you make bald look good. Drew Barrymore, did you lose a fight with a can of aquanet?
Gabriel Byrne, I love you, but Michael C Hall and John Hamm were robbed. However, congrats to Michael who eloped with his TV sister, Jennifer Carpenter, last week. I hope you are very happy together.
Anna Paquin over Sally Field?! Over January? There is some good crack there tonight. OMG and awesome? Really, that is your acceptance speech? Oh, Anna.
Did Ricky G need to bring a beer with him on stage? However, he would make a hysterical awards show host, even though the show would run hours over.
Is Emma Thompson still with her super hot baby daddy? They didn't show who was sitting next to her. Sally Hawkins seems genuinely overwhelmed. That is always sweet to see. I might have been tempted to fondle Johnny a little while I was up there, boy is looking good.
How do Jessica Lange and Drew know each other? And why does Jessica look better than the girl 20 years her junior?
I think Demi's dress is strangling her. However, I am very glad she told Rumer to stand up. That girl is a serial stooper. A standing O for Heath. That's nice. Not a surprise, but nice.
Oh, Colin, you are so pretty. And funny. Glad you quit the nose candy and even gladder you can joke about it.
God, Susan Sarandon still looks awesome. I loved Laura L's hair and makeup, but the dress didn't do that much for me.
Gerard Butler is funny looking. Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks together, God who remembers Zach and Miri? Plus her dress is not that flattering. Slumdog getts script? The Oscar buzz is growing.
Alec Baldwin for 30 Rock wasn't a surprise, but at least he didn't give in to the bad facial hair trend. Tony and Steve, what's the deal?
Renee, please get someone to help you dress, because you are not doing well on your own.
Megan Fox looks like a bitch. Paul Giammani seems like a hoot. But he also can't stand up straight.
What did Kate Blanchet do to Tracy Jordan and was he drunk?