i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate ( Read more... )

so
the guy that i liked for 3 years
now has a newborn baby
with the girl that used to be one of my friends

drunk and faded...

i guess you could say my st patty's day was pretty fucking awesome

1. one hour
2. yes
3. one
4. because he's alive
5. the match
6. all
7. an hour
8. white
9. half way
10. in god we trust
11. six
12. silver half dollar and a nickel
13. nine
14. seventy
15. they were not playing one another
16. two
17. no he did not
18. none
19. he can't have a widow if he's alive

1. if you went to bed at 8 o'clock at night and wound up your clock alarm to get you up at 9 o'clock the next morning, how many hours sleep would you get ( Read more... )

not a single fucking bank will exchange currency in this shitty fucking town

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i love how the bartenders dont question my age
the only question they ask is
"what would you like to drink?"

ive never known anyone who hates me more than alex

i said "hey"
he replied angrily "fuck off" and stormed off

haha

god is mocking me
its 3:02 and i still have no plans
fuckin a