"Me? I'm just honest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

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I was inside of what appeared to be a tomb or puzzle room. It was definitely Egyptian and felt millennia old. I had just entered and noticed that the room was triangular. I was alongside and excavation partner when I tried to unlock whatever secrets were hidden behind a wall. Apparently I was very good at this sort of thing because the wall had ( Read more... )

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"Everything you can do I can do better, and I can bear children so FUCK OFF!!" - Typical FeministOh jesus. I am having trouble. I need to get soo much done, I have not the time to complete them all in a comfortable manner. It's all stress without any relief. I would like to see Vanilla, she makes pain go away. She's not good now either. I want to ( Read more... )

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My LiveJournal Sitcommasterwulf at the college (SHOWTIME, 10:30): masterwulf (Richard Gere) and rydellhigh (Sally Field) perform slapstick at the dump. (Season finale.)What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

I must warn... many of these will sound like they make no sense and although that is understandably true to some, to me these dreams may hold some nonsensical sense to them. I cannot make anyone understand what I mean unless I refer back to an entry and I shall call these Nightmare Entry Connections (N.E.C.). This is something that very few people ( Read more... )