Anti-Stereotypes

Jan 18, 2010 20:36

Got a little bored and ended up finding this.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. 
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm MIXED RACES so I must be fucked up.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. 
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
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