I'm getting my fucking tubes tied.

[matchlightfire]

Holy motherashit, Natalie Dee has the most amazing, hilarious, terrifying recap of her daughter being born on her latest blog. I say terrifying because her baby was born premature, and that's all kinds of scary, but everything turned out well and the baby is fine and gorgeous and so is Mama

Comments

[wily_one24]

Oh my god, I read that blog and it was almost exactly a mirror to my pregnancy, right down to the bloated legs and breach C-section baby.

o_O

[matchlightfire]

oh god, that is SO TERRIFYING! The photos of her legs made my whole body ache - I can't imagine that kind of pain!!! You poor thing, I can't even imagine...at least the payoff is totally worth it;)

[valiant]

OH MY GOD I AM NEVER GETTING PREGNANT. EVER.

THEY SHOULD MAKE KIDS READ STUFF LIKE THIS IN SEX ED, TEEN PREGNANCY WOULD GO DOWN FOR SURE

[matchlightfire]

SERIOUSLY THAT'S ALL I WAS THINKING AS I WAS READING.

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GIVING BIRTH.

NEVER!

[brista]

They TAKE OUT YOUR UTERUS and then SHOVE IT BACK IN!?!?!!?!?!

[matchlightfire]

I have no idea if that's normal, or an emergency type of thing but you can COUNT ME RIGHT THE HELL OUT. My uterus will stay right where it is, thank you, happily empty.