Mat Devine: Professional Flirt Coach

[matdevine]

Hi, I am Mat Devine. You probably don't know me as the lead singer of Kill Hannah but if you are getting laid everynight you know me from "The Mat Method". My years of experience at bar hopping has provided me with invaluable knowledge of the art of coquetry. "The Mat Method" streamlines all the basic information you need in easy step by step

Comments

[leejason]

How'd you know about what I used to do with my Friday nights?

I'll be ordering a set immediately. For a friend.

[matdevine]

I sell about 100 volumes a day for friends. They make excellent birthday, graduation and post break-up consolation books.

[jynacide]

uh...what they said..fuck give me two

[matdevine]

I'll give you 12. You know a lot of people that need those books.

[scoppola]

Does this work for women too?

[matdevine]

Absolutely. I have been considering a collaberation with ex girlfriends where we can put out a specifically female based version of the books. However there are sticky problems with it, like their disapproval of being kept in a Hannibal type confinement placed 500 yards from me while we write. Personally I don't see the problem. A man has to look out for his well being. God bless the lawyer that came up with the pre-nup.

[jonradtke]

lmao Always no hugg-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin' ring Georgia Satalites.

[matdevine]

It's stuck in my head again just from reading that.

[elenoire_c]

Haha...you sound so much like Tom Cruise's character in Magnolia. I can almost imagine you say his famous line, "Praise the cock! Tame the cunt!"

[matdevine]

Bottom line, language. The single key to unlocking the female analytical mind.