Devil's Nest - (March 12, 13, etc. weekend)

[material_guy]

(Action spam post for anything relating to the porno party.)

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[stripping]

[And the door is now being flung open. In stomps one Ryudo Issei, looking pissed as hell and glaring at anyone who dares make eye contact with him.]

Your computer. Where do you keep it? I'm going to smash it to bits.

[material_guy]

[Greed is waiting at the bar, with a large jar of orange juice, the lid still sealed on properly. There's also an open one, for use in mixing with his own vodka. His drink is sat down as he stands up, giving a hearty applause.]

If it ain't the guest of honor!

[stripping]

Answer the question!

[Issei is fuming, nearly trembling with rage.]

You drag my name into your affairs, you refuse to stop when I ask you to- you made Hououji cry. Being a part of this community is far too large a responsibility for you, so I'm going to remove the temptation for you!

[material_guy]

Want some juice?

[material_guy]

Sounds like her problem. Is this gonna fix any of that?

[stripping]

Yes, it is. She'll feel better once you're gone from the community.

[material_guy]

She won't feel dirty anymore because the guy who did all the dirty talkin' that she never took part in or approved of herself is gone.

[stripping]

She's very innocent and takes a lot of the blame on herself. But she would feel better, yes.

[material_guy]

Is it defended yet?

[stripping]

...I suppose so.

[material_guy]

I'm not sure exactly how you accomplished that but I'm glad I was able to help.

[stripping]

You should be.

...I should just go. I don't want any part in your party, after all.

[Actio?]

[eastawesomegirl]

[Prussia is not in a good mod. He wanted to use his new worldhop to kidnap Mitsuru and have fun but no, the comm decided that it was the perfect time to give him women's assets. So here She is,pissed and in need of alcohol and a good distraction.]

Re: [Actio?]

[material_guy]

[The Homunculus slowly tilts his head from his conversation with Issei, intending to give him and their very serious and deep dispute resolution the very serious and deep consideration it deserves, at least until he sees who it is.]

YOU!

[He stands from the stool and immediately moves to Her side, sliding an arm around her shoulder and guiding her towards the bar with a nudge.]

Glad'ja could find a way to make it! First drink's on the house, budd---[As he considers her chesticles, it is not entirely an act of mere befuddlement.]--Baby!

[eastawesomegirl]

Of course I could, I'm the awesome Prussia. [She doesn't seem bothered anymore, the perspective of alcohol always cheered Gil up. And he been cheeking herself for some time before to come.]

You never told me your name. Ey..nice. [She grabs the drink and swallow it quickly.] Damn it I needed that.

[tyki_tock]

[Seeing Prussia all dolled up and complete with very beautiful breasts, Tyki slides over and slips an arm around her waist]

Enjoying the new body yet?

This is all the introduction he fuckin' needs.

[the_nomorehero]

[BAM. Travis.]

Greed, in the spirit of greed, will grant him not only the intro he needs but one he deserves.

[material_guy]

[Distracted once again by the next entrant, Greed leaves Prussia to head towards the bar and get started on drowning a nation's worth of gender identity issues and other such sorrows.]

Hey, hey, hey, HEY!

[With a flourish that's fully aware of his own hammy nature, he steps to the side to motion grandiosely to the new entrant, fully expecting him to take his cue to pose. For a man from a time before MCs or televised sporting events, he does a decent imitation of such.]

Ladies and gentlemen of the Devil's Nest, it is my honor to announce...

[He bends forward and makes another gesture that is not just a hand gesture, not just an arm gesture, but a full body attempt at summoning a spot light in the heart of all who look on.]

Mi------ster TOUCHDOWN!

ALL RIGHT I AM TAGGING LIKE A TAGGING THING.

[the_nomorehero]

[travis, of course, like the ass he is, offers a huge, retarded bow.]

Thanks for the introduction. Where's the bitches?

Pardon the prior harassment.

[material_guy]

[Greed points to Issei without missing a beat.]