[Greed would lock this to Travis Touchdown if he had any lick of computer literacy.]

[material_guy]

Ey, Touchdown, seems like you got a bearded butler chasing you through time on the comm. Take it you got it under control, Number Nine?

Well, guess since this's goin' out to everyone anyway...

I wanna time travel!

Oi. Someone out there who can do it, tell me what I gotta get my hands on for that, where do I get it, 'n what's it gonna run me?

Comments

[killerbaseball]

I am not bearded, or a butler.

And what is this talk of time travel?

[material_guy]

Aren't you from a different time than him and goin' to go meet withhim?

[killerbaseball]

... Possibly. Frankly, whether we are from the same time period or not couldn't matter less to me.

[material_guy]

Y'seem like a guy who can at least foot his own physical ride if yer in the same time period... ain't that why you need a world hop?

[mortally]

You can get a worldhop off of people in the community if you have no actual means to hop yourself. Some people do it for free. Some charge.

[material_guy]

How do they do it?

[mortally]

They were born with the ability. A god or goddess gave them something. They found something. It all depends.

[material_guy]

....Don't guess yer a goddess who can give me somethin' like that?

[east_darkhorse]

I can do it~

[material_guy]

I wanna do it. Not, like, right now, but in general.

Do I sacrifice seven goats in a circle on the seventh night of the seventh month or something to get another magical computer-ish thingy to do it?

[east_darkhorse]

Ah, I see.

You can do that, beg to people in the coom.....or bug a goddess.

[material_guy]

Beggin' other people ain't the same as bein' able to do it... You sayin' a guy's gotta swear loyalty to a patron god to get those kinda powers? Maybe it's better to just make everything come to me after all...