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[material_guy]

So, as far as I can figure, this virus gives everyone a big happy cuddly friendly loving family?

What a fuckin' crock.

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[killerbaseball]

Does it? Nothing of the sort seems to have happened to me.

[material_guy]

Doesn't hit everyone all the time.

[killerbaseball]

All of the other viruses seem to have affected me, though.

[material_guy]

Looks like I got it wrong. You just get whatever you want most.

Probably not gonna last, but, you get anything? Then again, that Monk didn't seem to know he ever didn't have it...

[gemhunter]

And sex change.

[material_guy]

Yeah, the community's known to do that whenever it feels like it, too...

[truthinfortune]

Yeah right! Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting for the community to make me a real boy? Do you?!

[gemhunter]

Calm down kiddo, you got your wish.

[east_darkhorse]

There's a virus going on? I did not notice.

Greed you really, really need to come over. [Guess who conquered all Europe and owns everyone?]

[material_guy]

Oh ho? Somethin' a little less sappy and a little more fun goin' on over at your place? Count me in!

[east_darkhorse]

Ja, my place now is all Europe, we finally did it. It took some time, but py people is that awesome. We need to celebrate.

Haruhi spoiled him on World History for what happens to Prussia. He was quite distressed, actually.

[material_guy]

All of Europe?! That wasn't anywhere in the essay... This means that 'dissolving Prussia' thing's separate world from yers! Fuck yeah we need to celebrate!

[material_guy]

None of the effected ones are but it's still a stupid, mushy, pointless kinda virus. What the hell fun is giving everyone a family and friends? Give 'em somethin' really fun if you wanna put on a show, Oh Great Community.

[material_guy]

Well, you got me there. Not like I gotta look or anything.

[truthinfortune]

I don't need a virus to give me a loving family... I've always had one.

[material_guy]

Well, good for you, chief.

[truthinfortune]

Someone sounds a little bitter...

[material_guy]

When yer responding to sugary sweet lines like that, anything would sound bitter.