Society For The Prevention of Lonely Old Cat Ladies.

[material_guy]

Yo!

This internet thing's a social medium. But most of you guys get out of the house once in a while and do somethin', right? Some of you people are classy and some of you are women and some of you are classy women; so, what do you do when you go out in your worlds?

It's the kinda phenomenon that doesn't make itself too known and that's the problem

Comments

[immortal_vino]

I know a bunch of good places, and the people you need to know to get in. They're a bit rough, but at least they have liquor and girls.

Uh, I guess you want the classiest one? Or not?

[material_guy]

I don't mind rough places at all, and she can handle herself all right. She's on the older side, so, wherever that kinda crowd mingles...

[immortal_vino]

But is she going to like a place that's rough or is she more of a classy type of dame?

I apologize for his ineloquence.

[material_guy]

Nnnnnnnnn.... I'm not sure if it's a work and pleasure thing or a strictly business thing... Seems more like her to keep work and pleasure separate, but maybe that's part of the secret identity thing...

She's pretty classy, but at the same time, she's kind of .... [A half-growling, simmering anger noise] "Eehhh!" when she's not being [A pointedly nasal, snooty sound.] "Oh ho." But she's also got a [Motion like a knife being drawn with an appropriately manic grin that fades the minute the pantomime adjective is over.] "shhhinnng" side.

In other words I don't really know her that well.

[tyki_tock]

And does the world-hopper get to participate in this night out?

[material_guy]

Of course! Not really looking to get too close and comfy with this one, but three could probably still fit in your two-seater if we cram in! Any special kinda place you got in mind?

[tyki_tock]

I might have to make a couple of trips if Klavier and that hot redhead want to come ;) I do know a few places. You might like.

[material_guy]

Generous in the name of a good time as always! First drink when you pick me up at my place's on the house, 'n I'm sure the Guest of Honor'll pick one up for you somewhere, too. She's well mannered like that.

[branniganslaw]

Greed, my man, I may not (yet) have world-hopping powers, but once you get things set, I'll be glad to accompany you in your endeavor.

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[material_guy]

Oi. Before you get too into this, I should probably point out she's actually---...

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[material_guy]

... probably hurting for the company of a worldly, competent, musical gentleman like yerself! She'll be thrilled to have you along!

[branniganslaw]

Excellent! Perhaps I can pick up other women along the way. Let it not be said that Zapp Brannigan doesn't care for company!

[cockblocksdee]

How nice of you to watch out for a riend liek this. because she agreed to this, rigth?

[material_guy]

She never said no. And she asked where I was getting the world hop. That's like a "yes" from a shy shut-in type.

[cockblocksdee]

It can be considered that. But she knows aobut all the plans you have inmind?

[material_guy]

Well, this's a public enough post 'n I'm sure she's watching, and she'd be free to try 'n veto anything she didn't like. So, I think it still counts as a nice guy move instead of a kidnapping.

[infinite_arcana]

There's nothing wrong with a lady wanting to own cats.

[material_guy]

Not a damn thing wrong with it! But if all you do is sit at home with 'em, that's just too damned sad for you and the cats. A gal needs stories 'n plans to talk to her cat about. If you just talk to your cat about nothing, you've gotten into "crazy" territory!