[Greed's IC Christmas List] He's pretty much the worst gift giver ever.
And for the morbidly curious, separated by how he attained the gifts:
With Naoto's Money/Making someone else make/get it:
Klavier - A seven foot tall, seamless center, non-reversing image true mirror. That image doesn't show the effect very well, but it's just what it sounds like. He attempted to wrap it, but it took two rolls, and the wrapping is incredibly bad, like he's never wrapped anything in his life. It might at first be mistaken for an abstract art piece.
Ed - Holiday Bra and Panties in Winry's size. There are bells on the nipples of the bra.
Al - Gingerbread scented oil. As in, cleaning oil, not sexy body oil, alas.
Issei - A Japanese copy of 120 Days of Sodom by Marquis de Sade.
Travis - A figure of his beloved brother's hot ex-wife, with Travis's sword provocatively between her legs.
Shelly - The first volume of Hayate no Gotoku (Hayate the Combat Butler--imagine his shock when there actually WAS a comic book about a combat butler; it's light hearted, in-jokey gag shoujo.) and that tacky pink Haori jacket with his symbols.
Meru - A (Japanese based) Chinese language insult book, for when the Chinese spies come for her.
Fuu - A book of softcore pinup megane models.
Prussia - This Gilbird hat.
Stolen all by himself.
Winry - A Gotz 11th year model automail.
Eris - A news clipping about the damage and chaos caused during the theft of that Gotz 11th Year Model from Rush Valley; stealing from greasy, burly mechanics tends to lead to violence. He dedicates the general act to the Goddess of Chaos herself.
Candy - As promised, he did something charitable. He bought an insurance policy for the store he stole Winry's automail from and paid it for the month he stole it in. The money he paid it with was dubiously earned, and the owner will probably be hit for insurance fraud, but it's... the thought that counts?
Naoto - Information guides from various cities throughout Amestris (info translated from PGB2; see first set of comments below. It was a rush-job translation, so sorry if it sounds a bit stilted. It's accurate, just kind of a sloppy breeze job.).
Since Shito did not want his gift, Greed will bring sushi to Naoto's Christmas party to be eaten by whoever will take it. Only, all he got out of "sushi" while with Naoto in Inaba was uncooked fish and rice, so it's more likethree day old fermenting, uncut fish with some rice thrown on it Naoto will probably throw it out before anyone can poison themselves with it.
With Naoto's Money/Making someone else make/get it:
Klavier - A seven foot tall, seamless center, non-reversing image true mirror. That image doesn't show the effect very well, but it's just what it sounds like. He attempted to wrap it, but it took two rolls, and the wrapping is incredibly bad, like he's never wrapped anything in his life. It might at first be mistaken for an abstract art piece.
Ed - Holiday Bra and Panties in Winry's size. There are bells on the nipples of the bra.
Al - Gingerbread scented oil. As in, cleaning oil, not sexy body oil, alas.
Issei - A Japanese copy of 120 Days of Sodom by Marquis de Sade.
Travis - A figure of his beloved brother's hot ex-wife, with Travis's sword provocatively between her legs.
Shelly - The first volume of Hayate no Gotoku (Hayate the Combat Butler--imagine his shock when there actually WAS a comic book about a combat butler; it's light hearted, in-jokey gag shoujo.) and that tacky pink Haori jacket with his symbols.
Meru - A (Japanese based) Chinese language insult book, for when the Chinese spies come for her.
Fuu - A book of softcore pinup megane models.
Prussia - This Gilbird hat.
Stolen all by himself.
Winry - A Gotz 11th year model automail.
Eris - A news clipping about the damage and chaos caused during the theft of that Gotz 11th Year Model from Rush Valley; stealing from greasy, burly mechanics tends to lead to violence. He dedicates the general act to the Goddess of Chaos herself.
Candy - As promised, he did something charitable. He bought an insurance policy for the store he stole Winry's automail from and paid it for the month he stole it in. The money he paid it with was dubiously earned, and the owner will probably be hit for insurance fraud, but it's... the thought that counts?
Naoto - Information guides from various cities throughout Amestris (info translated from PGB2; see first set of comments below. It was a rush-job translation, so sorry if it sounds a bit stilted. It's accurate, just kind of a sloppy breeze job.).
Since Shito did not want his gift, Greed will bring sushi to Naoto's Christmas party to be eaten by whoever will take it. Only, all he got out of "sushi" while with Naoto in Inaba was uncooked fish and rice, so it's more likethree day old fermenting, uncut fish with some rice thrown on it Naoto will probably throw it out before anyone can poison themselves with it.
