Comments | material_guy: [People who fly into rage always make a bad landing; or, Greed still fails technology.]

material_guy

[People who fly into rage always make a bad landing; or, Greed still fails technology.]

Dec 31, 2010 17:34

[To prevent spam, two failed-lock posts in one. Greed can barely work computers and locks when he's thinking straight, much less when angry.]

[Post 1 - Audio; Failed Lock to Envy]

Get over here, fuckwipe. Drag it out and I'll sacrifice your sacrifices. I kinda liked 'em, so I'm not gonna waste time with something like torture. You can say I'm ( Read more... )

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greenwithme December 31 2010, 23:36:48 UTC

My, my! Whatever are you talking about, dear brother?

[Video] material_guy December 31 2010, 23:38:51 UTC

It shouldn't matter what I'm talking about, if "Father"'s hostages are on the line.

[Video] greenwithme December 31 2010, 23:42:37 UTC

[Envy begins laughing uproariously. He's not going to let on that everyone can see the second post he made.]

Iyan! You couldn't properly kidnap those brats if someone wrapped 'em up and left 'em on your doorstep! What makes you think you'll actually succeed this time?

[Video] material_guy December 31 2010, 23:44:33 UTC

[Greed also remains oblivious to the fact that all of the responses to his thread to Envy are visible.]

Not really interested in a long term hostage thing. You wanna take a chance on me offing something important while I'm pissed off? It's a lot easier to kill than to capture.

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ironysoul December 31 2010, 23:41:24 UTC

Mr. Homonulus? What is it? What's going on?!

[Video] material_guy December 31 2010, 23:42:41 UTC

Not in a chatty mood.

... [Greed makes a move to switch the video off but stops, drumming his fingers, hissing in annoyance with himself, and asking anyway.] Yer mechanic's fine, right?

[Video]/LOCKED ironysoul December 31 2010, 23:44:00 UTC

Winry? I think so... I'll check.

How do we know this isn't another one of your lame kidnapping schemes?

[Video]/LOCKED material_guy December 31 2010, 23:45:25 UTC

Don't care what you think it is.

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hoboheim December 31 2010, 23:56:33 UTC

...What happened?

[Video] material_guy January 1 2011, 00:00:37 UTC

Is everyone deaf in your family? I said I don't feel like chatting it up right now. I'll even deal with having to see you if that's what it takes.

[Video] hoboheim January 1 2011, 00:18:15 UTC

Does this have something to do with the other Homunculus, Envy?

[Video] material_guy January 1 2011, 00:22:20 UTC

Did I demand someone to talk to about my problems or did I demand someone coming here in person? I thought it was pretty god damned clear.

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truthinfortune January 1 2011, 00:06:44 UTC

What's going on? I've never seen you this angry before...

[Video] material_guy January 1 2011, 00:09:36 UTC

[He may not be aware he's posting a video response, as it clicks on just as he slams his hand on the table, an ash tray full of cigarettes tipping as he gestures in annoyance before slamming his palm into his face and dragging it down slowly, taking in deep, growling breath.] THIS guy, THAT guy, THIS bitch...! Does anyone fucking LISTEN?! It was even fucking audio so there weren't any fucking visual distractions!

[Video] truthinfortune January 1 2011, 00:16:40 UTC

[And Naoto shrinks back from the camera, her eyes huge with fear. Clearly, the last thing she wants to do is to get within striking range of Greed.]

P-Please, calm down! You're scaring me...

[Video] material_guy January 1 2011, 00:20:28 UTC

[Naoto's adorable and feminine wiles don't seem very effective today. He's mostly mumbling to himself.]

Bring 'em. All of 'em. He's not taking me seriously. He thinks I'm fucking bluffing. Fucker. Let him team up with all of them. Even if he thinks I'm bluffing, having all of 'em in one place he can get to should... Heh... heh, that should work... Yeah, he might wanna just leave it to them, but then he'll miss a chance... I don't even care if it's playing right into his fucking plan!

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cyberelric January 1 2011, 01:06:50 UTC

[This definitely smells like a plot of some sort, although whether it's against him or against Envy, it was hard to tell. To be fair, if Greed really wanted to take them out, he had just been at Naoto's for Christmas.

But a friend in need, is a friend indeed.]

I'll be there.

[Video] material_guy January 1 2011, 01:19:41 UTC

I fucking said--... Eh?

...

...Great. See you here.

[Actionspam] cyberelric January 1 2011, 22:18:37 UTC

[Ed arrives, he's foregone the hoodie just in case it involves fighting and he tilts his head at Greed.]

What's up?

[Actionspam] material_guy January 1 2011, 22:58:05 UTC

[Ed arrives to Greed's bar being unusually empty, not that he'd be too aware of the usual state of things. Because pacing is entirely too trite and overdone, Greed keeps himself seated on the couch and instead handles his ill ease by going through cigarettes as if auditioning for the role of Jean Havoc, an ash tray full of butts and a few scattered on the floor.

The minute Ed steps in, Greed points at him to stop before he can approach.]

Transmute something.

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