Some random vin diesel facts

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Vin Diesel invented the calculus. Isaac Newton and Godfried von Liebniz are the names of his testicles

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vin diesel sweats four flavors of ovaltine.

vin diesel discovered christopher columbus.

every time vin diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.

if you locked vin diesel in a room with a guitar for a year, he'd make an album so awesome itll sweep the grammy's. when asked why he doesnt do this, he replied, "because the grammy's are for PUSSIES" and then ate a knife to show he was serious.

vin diesel is not as drunk as sandman.

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