The end of Mathgirl, the dawn of FRIDGE.

[math_fridge]

I'm thinking it's time to stop calling myself Mathgirl. Change my username, Facebook, everything. Lately it's been like "Who are you trying to convince

Comments

[doogly]

But all kitchen appliances are feminine by association, so that doesn't meet your criteria.

Joking, of course.

[math_fridge]

Even kitchen appliances that fall on people and squash them and kill them?

[improvedhuman]

Yep: The fridge is the banshee of kitchen appliances.

[swanginbajingo]

Algebra Annihilator
Borel Beater
Calculus Crusher
Derivative Demolisher
Exponential Eradicator
Function Fighter
Geometry Gutter
Hyperbola Hazer
Integral Injurer
Jacobian Jouster
Knot Killer
Lemma Liquidator
Math Murderer
Number Nullifier
Operation Offender
Proposition Pounder
Quadratic Queller
Riemann Ruiner
Statistics Smasher
Theorem Trouncer
Unity Usurper
Variable Villifier
Wronskian Wrecker
Axis Exterminator (yeah, fuck X)
....Nothing really for Y....
Zero Zapper

[improvedhuman]

...and I now know Stan Lee's LJ username.

[improvedhuman]

You could be "Fee" which has multiple advantages:
1. Starts with the same letter as "Fridge"
2. Is pronounced the same as the non-Americanized pronunciation of the Greek letter Phi.
3. It's a girl's name, so the transition won't traumatize people too much.