OK, it's just one thing.

PEOPLE WHOSE SOLE IDEA OF AN MSN CONVERSATION IS TO POST AN INCESSANT AMOUNT OF LINKS TO YOUTUBE VIDEOS, AND THEN PROCEED TO ASK YOU ALL SORTS OF STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE "LOLOLOL d00d DID YOU TOTALLY SEE WHAT HAPPENED AT 17:46?? LOLOLOL'.

Go AWAY. I do not CARE about your silly links. Either SAY NORMAL THINGS or SAY NOTHING AT ( Read more... )

I just made myself a huge bowl of pasta, ate half of it, thought it was awesome, and finished the rest.

true story.

Oh ho ho ho. Look at the site of Marymount back in 1942:


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Why, it must be Tom's birthday!

Happy birthday, my child.

I just ate freshly-cooked garlic bread. Like sex with a thousand virgins, it was like never-ending purity and amazingness; all tender, delicious and simply dripping with promise.

Disturbed much?

What in the hell am I doing up at 4:53am, whilst sober ( Read more... )

Drunknesses.

I has them.

4:14am? Oh dear.

A hangover seems to have arrived at 2:48am Monday morning.

This is intriguing, given that drinks ended at 5am Sunday morning - a good 22 hours ago.

I have instructed my stomach to settle, but I fear it shall Continue to Misbehave.

I like shoes. I would like more of them.

Excuse me while I go slap people.

With some degree of violence, might I add.

I am bored.

*posts*