LISTEN BUDDY, it's the hair. It's that greasy, long, disgusting mess on the top of your head and your life would change dramatically if you just cut it off. I have three words for you LOCKS OF LOVE lose the hair drop the dramatic routine stop feeling sorry for yourself
and I KNOW your luck will change
I mean this in the nicest way possible. Im not making fun of you. I have seen you before and I really believe your lady problems are a result of the hair. Chicks don't dig the hair.
PLEASE don't take this as an insult, only friendly advice.
I'm not sure when you have seen me, but since i have stopped waking up at 5am every morning when i was teaching high school, my hair has been extremely clean consistently. Not to mention that my hair is mostly hidden under a hat/jacket and in a pony tail. Does it look greasy in this LJ pic? Still my personal ads online are ignored and many of those had no pic, so there are other problems. if i were 5'11" that would make a bigger difference than cutting my hair. I will stop feeling sorry for myself after a few women give me a chance. I don't think i need to make so many changes to get a few chances by age 31!!!!!!!
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LOCKS OF LOVE
lose the hair
drop the dramatic routine
stop feeling sorry for yourself
and I KNOW your luck will change
I mean this in the nicest way possible. Im not making fun of you. I have seen you before and I really believe your lady problems are a result of the hair. Chicks don't dig the hair.
PLEASE don't take this as an insult, only friendly advice.
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