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This one is not as epic, but is mainly funny due to just how commited the other party was to staying in here. I am "You", the other party (not convinced they were a girl) is "Stranger"
Stranger: female 19 looking for a goodtime
You: Hey I am a girl looking for cyber
You: wait I can pretend to be a man
Stranger: thats hot
You: We don't have to stop this here
Stranger: okay turn me on
You: We can pretend we are in the jungle
You: I am stroking up and down your legs
You: carressing your womanhood with my tounge
You: The Monkeys are all around us throwing their poop at each other
You: Do you like that
Stranger: yes expect the poop
Stranger: more
Stranger: you can be a woman instead
You: Oh okay
Stranger: im prefer both so go ahead
You: My tongue pushes inside your curls
Stranger: im touching your clit with my finger
Stranger: massaging them in a circular motion
You: lapping at your wet cunt and tickling your clit with my tongue
You: Oooh thats nice
You: A lion roars in the corner, It has killed a gazelle
Stranger: then i kiss you
Stranger: sucking your tounge
Stranger: licking it and getting you all wet
You: I take your kiss deep, the taste of you deep on my breath
Stranger: a place my two hands on your boobs
Stranger: then lick your nipples as it gets hard
You: The monkeys stop throwing their poop
You: They are masturbating now
You: Watching us
You: It is hot
You: My hand grabs tight around your ass
Stranger: my finger finds its way in your ass
You: I am gasping as you pleasure me
You: I gasp as you enter my virgin ass
Stranger: i lick your pussy as you get wet
You: The monkeys get louder as they start to shower us in their cum
Stranger: pushing my tongue inside
Stranger: tasting your sweet sweet cum
You: I fuck you with my hand covered in monkey sperm
Stranger: i fuck you with a dildo i made out of leaves and branches
Stranger: i put it inside you
Stranger: then the other end inside me
You: The Lion roars as it gets hard, it starts to fuck the corpse of the gazelle
Stranger: i moan because of the pleasure
Stranger: oh i cummed
You: The monkeys are getting randy now but captain planet saves us from the horney monkeys
Stranger: your a guy arent you
You: Captain Planet starts to fuck my ass
You: No I am a girl
You: are you a guy
Stranger: im a girl
You: I just can't really get into it without the monkey poop
Stranger: its gross
You: But I tried to make it work with monkey sperm instead
You: I have a jungle fetish
Stranger: stick with people
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: female 19 looking for a goodtime
You: Hey I am a girl looking for cyber
You: wait I can pretend to be a man
Stranger: thats hot
You: We don't have to stop this here
Stranger: okay turn me on
You: We can pretend we are in the jungle
You: I am stroking up and down your legs
You: carressing your womanhood with my tounge
You: The Monkeys are all around us throwing their poop at each other
You: Do you like that
Stranger: yes expect the poop
Stranger: more
Stranger: you can be a woman instead
You: Oh okay
Stranger: im prefer both so go ahead
You: My tongue pushes inside your curls
Stranger: im touching your clit with my finger
Stranger: massaging them in a circular motion
You: lapping at your wet cunt and tickling your clit with my tongue
You: Oooh thats nice
You: A lion roars in the corner, It has killed a gazelle
Stranger: then i kiss you
Stranger: sucking your tounge
Stranger: licking it and getting you all wet
You: I take your kiss deep, the taste of you deep on my breath
Stranger: a place my two hands on your boobs
Stranger: then lick your nipples as it gets hard
You: The monkeys stop throwing their poop
You: They are masturbating now
You: Watching us
You: It is hot
You: My hand grabs tight around your ass
Stranger: my finger finds its way in your ass
You: I am gasping as you pleasure me
You: I gasp as you enter my virgin ass
Stranger: i lick your pussy as you get wet
You: The monkeys get louder as they start to shower us in their cum
Stranger: pushing my tongue inside
Stranger: tasting your sweet sweet cum
You: I fuck you with my hand covered in monkey sperm
Stranger: i fuck you with a dildo i made out of leaves and branches
Stranger: i put it inside you
Stranger: then the other end inside me
You: The Lion roars as it gets hard, it starts to fuck the corpse of the gazelle
Stranger: i moan because of the pleasure
Stranger: oh i cummed
You: The monkeys are getting randy now but captain planet saves us from the horney monkeys
Stranger: your a guy arent you
You: Captain Planet starts to fuck my ass
You: No I am a girl
You: are you a guy
Stranger: im a girl
You: I just can't really get into it without the monkey poop
Stranger: its gross
You: But I tried to make it work with monkey sperm instead
You: I have a jungle fetish
Stranger: stick with people
Your conversational partner has disconnected.