Match 2 [Stage 2]

[mathisradical]

[ Phone; public. ]I've been sittin' on the phone for no more than an hour and I've heard more people say "I have a secret" and "There's somethin' I wanna get off my chest" here than I have at girls' sleepovers. And I've heard a lot of shit at a lot of girls' sleepovers. It's like the whole damn town is playin' Truth or Dare, and nobody's fuckin'

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[tenebrousking]

Is that so?

Then I dare you to announce your most embarrassing secret.

[mathisradical]

Oh, how very clever of you. I've never heard that dare before and I've never lied about it. Except that was all totally sarcastic because I have heard that dare before and I have lied about it. [ Wait-- Did he just say that? ]

[tenebrousking]

Clever, indeed, no? But what you appear to have overlooked in your cleverness... is the obvious matter of the truth serum we've been inhaling. That is, if I asked you, "What is your most embarrassing secret?", I don't think I'd be remiss in saying you'd have as much to tell me as any giggling lass.

Why, exactly, have you been at girls' sleepovers, by the way?

[mathisradical]

[ Was that an actual question? He didn't believe so. So, for the love of god- ] Then don't ask me that.

Because I like to crossdress and intrude on their privacy. I make one hell of a girl, and they'll change in front of me, too. They never find out that they stripped themselves down into their cute little lacy bras and underwear, and I get to see them semi-naked. Seems like a win-win all around, if you ask me.

[ Dear god Niou, stop talking. ]

[welljustwatchme]

Do you spend a lot of time at girls' sleepovers, sir?

[mathisradical]

Just about as much time as I spend at guys'.

[welljustwatchme]

Hm. I didn't know males had sleepovers.

[mathisradical]

Sure we do. We just never call them sleepovers. We call it "hanging out". Callin' 'em sleepovers is just gay.

[notlikethemovie]

Yeah, until someone decides to dare you to jump off the roof of a house. Talk about a real party killer.

[mathisradical]

You've been to some shitty parties, man.

[notlikethemovie]

You have no idea.

[mathisradical]

I dunno, I've been to some pretty shitty parties, too. But none where jumpin' off a roof was required.

[myougi]

Niou, someday you're gonna get arrested for some form of indecency or intrusion on privacy. I would bet a years worth of sweets on it.

[mathisradical]

You actually think I'd get caught? Please. I'm too talented to get caught. ...Actually, I probably will get caught one of these days, and it'll totally be you who I'll call to bail me out, just because you jinxed me.

[myougi]

I'd do it, but only if you paid me the money back later. Gotta save up for important things, like cake and restringing my racket.

[mathisradical]

If by 'later' you mean sometime way far in the future when I learn how to counterfeit, then yeah, totally!