Just another quote :)

[mathphysicist]

In my experience most people decide to become professors because they are too lazy to work and too nervous to steal.

Carl. M. Bender

I found it here.

Comments

[posic]

I plead guilty on the first count and innocent on the second one. I'm certainly too lazy to work, but on the other hand, the reason I don't steal is not because I'm too nervous. (I may be nervous enough, but that's a different issue.)

[mathphysicist]

I also think that the AND conjunction is too strong here, and it should be better replaced by OR :)