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[matio64]

TMI HERE:

So I envy girls coz they don't have to wipe cum off their own ear. I mean I know it's fun that I can shoot cum onto the wall behind me and into my own eye and fucking everywhere, but for God's sake it's a pain when you have to clean it up. Grrr.

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Comments

[drlainaphd]

But yet! While unable to perform this feat solo, girls experience similar things quite often.

And let us not even begin to speak of female ejaculation.

[matio64]

Oh, I've had so many discussions with a lot of my friends about female ejaculation and it makes me giggle quite a lot.
There was this one time in a club I was making out with this guy and this girl comes over and interrupts us, and she like.. starts telling us her life story.
And her entire life story seemed to be about how she'd been practicing to be able to like female ejaculate, but just couldn't do it.
And she was like THERE IS NO WAY FEMALES CAN EJACULATE X( ..... it was really one of the more peculiar times I've been out lmfao

But I know they can, one of my friends is pretty good at it, I guess to an extent it's worse coz I spoke to her girlfriend about like...... proceeding to sleep in the same bed, if you know what I mean lmao whereas with guys who have a lot of power behind them it's more a case of "Let's just turn the pillows over" or like nice wipe-clean skin..

[caramellunatic]

Happy fourth of july!

[matio64]

rofl XD

[lunayoshi]

Yeah, cuz for us ........ it just ends up in our panties, really. XD Evil sexual vaginal fluids.

[matio64]

All sexual fluids are pretty gross really... I mean to be honest, and I have no idea why this is at all, I totally have like a phobia of vaginal fluids. Like I've never come into contact with them and I know I'm randomly judging something in a random and strange way, but like the actual concept of something I'm fucking just.. like.. naturally getting all... wet.. and... it really freaks me out o_o Is that really weird of me?

[phantom_crusade]

Dude, that's fucking impressive. You know how many guys would kill for that kind of annoyance? >D

[matio64]

Yeah, I've been with quite a lot of guys who are like ".. holy shit"
I've always thought it to be pretty funny; and as much as I complain about it I wouldn't give it up in the world, it's like the neatest natural talent in the universe

[eievui]

getting it in your eye SUCKS. it stings like a motherfucker. >.

[matio64]

Yeah it fucking does!
The first time I got it in my eye it was like OH JESUS OW and I went downstairs and my mum was like IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR EYE??? and I was like "Oh I think it must be............. allergies"
I felt like the biggest retard EVER lmao

[caramellunatic]

and yet your eyeball wont spawn children.... amazing!